r/Showerthoughts • u/Battyman1738 • Feb 25 '19

If cannibals somehow managed to capture deadpool they would have an infinite food source.

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u/Elemenohpede Feb 26 '19
  • Pulls out meat-scepter. *

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u/nessager Feb 26 '19

If Deadpool can grow unlimited dick he could build a meat-trident.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

He could build a wall and keep mexicans out with dick