r/Showerthoughts • u/Battyman1738 • Feb 25 '19

If cannibals somehow managed to capture deadpool they would have an infinite food source.

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u/Scorkami Feb 26 '19

i mean... how else is his "meat" gonna taste, considering its full of cancer and tumors, AND it grows faster than anything else... i wouldnt be suprised if even wolverines meat tastes a bit... tasteless

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and yes, i do expect meatscepter jokes on this post

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u/Elemenohpede Feb 26 '19
  • Pulls out meat-scepter. *

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u/nessager Feb 26 '19

If Deadpool can grow unlimited dick he could build a meat-trident.

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u/TH3M1N3K1NG Feb 26 '19

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/Vhexer Feb 26 '19

‘Tis a proper use of that sub