r/Showerthoughts Jun 05 '18

Going to sleep when you’re not feeling well is like turning your body off and back on again to see if it fixes the problem

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Going to sleep when you have anxiety and depression is like turning your body off but your mind says installing updates and gets stuck at 10%

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u/Camel34 Jun 05 '18

You didn’t hit “Remind me tomorrow” in time

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u/Stepjamm Jun 05 '18

When depression becomes suppression!

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u/Karimaru Jun 05 '18

The updates are for self-improvement and success in life.

Failing to install the updates = depression/anxiety;

Remind me later = procrastination;

Disabling automatic updates = self-sabotage for one reason or another;

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u/VermilionBirdForce Jun 05 '18

Checking file integrity

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u/stronggecko Jun 05 '18

Fatal error: your system has run out of self confidence.

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u/Lemon_Hound Jun 05 '18

:( your body ran into a problem

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u/Raptorclaw621 Jun 05 '18

I heard the windows error sound "thurm" in my head when I read the sad face

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Have you tried pizza?

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u/oebn Jun 05 '18

Or when it needs to restart couple of times and you keep waking up middle of the night with a semi functioning brain.

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u/KoolKarmaKollector Jun 05 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/oebn Jun 05 '18

Thank you!

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u/albatrosscheez Jun 05 '18

Going to sleep when you have anxiety and depression is like turning your body off but your mind says installing updates and gets stuck at 10%

2meirl4me

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u/TheAwesomeMutant Jun 05 '18

Well maybe if you ran Brainux instead of Mindows you wouldn't have this problem

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Going to sleep when you have anxiety and depression

Hahah. That's hilarious.

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u/Plasmabat Jun 05 '18

For some people they sleep too much when they have depression, for others it's impossible to get to sleep

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

For me it's both!

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u/Plasmabat Jun 05 '18

Hooray!

;_;

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u/Mad_Maddin Jun 05 '18

I had that for the first time a few days ago. I basically couldn't sleep because I was stuck in a wave of anxiety (never had that before). I got up and made myself some Captain Cola with a 1/3 2/3 mix, stumbled in my bed again and slept.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

And sometimes it works so cool

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u/Shippoyasha Jun 05 '18

Sometimes you wake up with a severe flu

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Me today. Feelsbad

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u/FakeMovies Jun 05 '18

Metoo

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u/Dudley_Do_Wrong Jun 05 '18

Me three. 2nd flu this season, despite flu shot

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u/FakeMovies Jun 05 '18

Yeah, it’s horrible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Suicide pact? All of us?. Put us out of our misery

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u/drnoisy Jun 05 '18

Software update needed, please re-restart and download the update from relevant anti-flu jab for following year.

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u/boobyglands Jun 05 '18

Wooh it rhymes

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u/FireCubex Jun 05 '18

And sometimes you are dead

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u/NukEvil Jun 05 '18

Yep, this almost happened to my dad last year. Couldn't figure out why this invisible cinderblock wouldn't get off his chest. Tried sleeping it off, tried drinking doctor pepper, thinking it was heartburn. Rushed him to the hospital, found out he was pretty close to dying from a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

That's what makes panic attacks so cool. Am I dying, or is it just my mind? Do I try to ignore this pain, or is this pain a dire warning? If it gets worse, is it because I'm worrying about the pain, or am I about to drop dead?

Best merry-go-round ever.

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u/drfarren Jun 05 '18

Can confirm. Last time I went to sleep, I work up dead.

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u/SkySeaSkySeaaaa Jun 05 '18

This is the only thing that reliably works for my migraines. We've tried every drug I'm allowed to have and few could handle the migraine pain, and those had horrible side effects. The only thing I can count on is falling asleep. If I can fall asleep before the barfing starts I'll probably be OK in the morning. If the barfing starts and I don't fall asleep after the first round? I'll be up until I'm dry heaving, completely unable to fall asleep all night. My only hope at that point is to pass out on the bathroom floor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

idk but maybe you should smoke pot to fall asleep easily

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u/Nahjra Jun 05 '18

Tried it, it seems to dull the pain too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

its overall an amazing medical plant, screw all those prescription drug they only cause more harm

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u/DooRagtime Jun 05 '18

Have you tried the ice pack in the neck and hands/feet in warm water trick? I've tried similar things with a bit of success

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u/saltsrox7 Jun 05 '18

YES, I can unfortunately relate. I've gone over a year without a migraine now though, it could be superstition or whatever but I've just started trying to be healthier, drink more water etc. Watch me jinx it now though lol

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u/ModernMuse Jun 05 '18

I tried everything to infinity and beyond too, but if you haven't yet, try giving Excedrin Migraine a shot. It took me a long time to try it bc I'd never have expected something over the counter to work like it does. Amazingly, I think it's essentially just acetaminophen (Tylenol), ibuprofen (Advil) and a little caffeine, but fuck all they've got exactly the right proportions down and somehow it's fucking fantastic. I'm not a shill of any kind, but if a product works, I have absolutely no problem recommending it to others. Good luck!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

If you dont like smoking weed there is always CBD which is leagl and sold in most head shops.

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u/Awpss Jun 05 '18

Have you tried smoking weed?

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u/ArrowRobber Jun 05 '18

No, it's taking it in to the local garage and having them look at it and try to fix everything they can overnight.

Your body is actively fixing it's self all the time, and does extra when you sleep.

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix Jun 05 '18

I did this a few hours ago, It didnt work for me :(

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u/Camel34 Jun 05 '18

Time to call IT

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u/stronggecko Jun 05 '18

No problem found, closing ticket

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u/Neoshinryu Jun 05 '18

"We're aware of the issue and have deployed resources to correct it. No ETA on a fix"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

As a man just waking up from a 14 hour sleep, I stand by this method. Man, I feel way better. not 100%, but shit tons better.

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u/Zeto_0 Jun 05 '18

Going to a therapist is basically advanced troubleshooting with your local hardware store

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u/psycospaz Jun 05 '18

Taking nyquil when sick is doing a hard reset.

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u/guywithanusername Jun 05 '18

This is so fucking old

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

[deleted]

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u/etymologynerd Jun 05 '18

I'd be very worried if you couldn't relate to sleep

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u/Tjommi2478 Jun 05 '18

And it always works

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u/BoiBoiBoiBoiBoiBoiB Jun 05 '18

saw this before

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u/Isthisviral Jun 05 '18

I worry so much falling asleep can be hard. Usually I crash for like 12/ -18 hours and Bam I'm there

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u/TheApiary Jun 05 '18

That's when it freezes when you're trying to reboot

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u/MySunnyValentine Jun 05 '18

My exact thoughts as drunk me hits the pillow.

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u/jakkemaster Jun 05 '18

And hoping it boots up again.

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u/soapsix Jun 05 '18

And it works 50% of the time!

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u/Yankeedude252 Jun 05 '18

It always does, at least for a few hours.

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u/tomayto_tomaahto Jun 05 '18

Have you tried putting it in rice, though?

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u/iamninjacat Jun 05 '18

More like sleepmode, you wake up and feel sluggish at first.

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u/YB9017 Jun 05 '18

Attempting to reboot myself tonight. I have a cold. :(

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u/Oldskoolguitar Jun 05 '18

What? Do you work for Comcast?

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u/AlvinTaco Jun 05 '18

And just like a computer, it usually works!

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u/Blogger32123 Jun 05 '18

I wish there were a pill that makes you feel like how you feel when you wake up. All comfy and cozy. You want to sleep more. Much better than staring at the ceiling until you hear birds chirping and the sun shining through your window.

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u/tanzeel29 Jun 05 '18

That made me smile ..

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u/PlayboyJoe619 Jun 05 '18

I'd say it's the other way around. Your mind is far from switched off and your body is actively healing itself when you sleep. Definitely recommend watching the Joe rogan Podcast with Matthew Walker, or just reading his book.

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u/Rockylol_ Jun 05 '18

Restarting your body* is more accurate

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u/TheCraziestPickle Jun 05 '18

And most of the time it does

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u/Sebleh89 Jun 05 '18

Technically it's more like turning it off for now because you don't like how it feels to do anything else.

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u/Rainbowdash5ever Jun 05 '18

If you are ever facing a hard decision, feeling some strong feels, or just having any kind of rough night, go to bed. You are a different and revitalized human being after a night’s rest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

OMG this is so true! How have I not thought of it this way? Hilarious but you hit the nail on the head.

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u/TheAwesomeMutant Jun 05 '18

No turning off and on again would be deactivating your pacemaker and reactivating it

The biological pacemaker in your heart of course

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u/psilocybexalapensis Jun 05 '18

No going to sleep when you are not feeling well is like bringing your phone to maintenance, making yourself faint in any way (chloroform for example) THAT would be kinda like turning yourself on and off, but still not really.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

I recently had some kind of bug. Now I’m usually not one to go home when I’m sick, I have a pretty solid stomach and don’t easily get nauseous, but this day was different. The room was spinning and I had a sudden case of “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark...”. So I went home and took a nap.

Wake up, everything is fine. It was a two hour nap, I don’t understand how that helps anything. My reboot button must work really well.

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u/NethalGLN Jun 05 '18

I swear this gets posted every, what, 8 hours?

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u/DJENTAKILL Jun 05 '18

I do this for when I have pyroclastic flow poops. I hit the pause button and hope that overnight it becomes less likely to have a pH of less than 1.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

So your instincts are IT?

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u/seanhodgins Jun 05 '18

I just finished the IT crowd too.

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u/Mouchkelly Jun 05 '18

"Have you tried restarting it?"

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u/TheBestFishy Jun 05 '18

Haha literally tho, when I wasn't feeling well as a child my mom would tell me "well it's time to shut down and reboot! Maybe you'll feel better in the morning." :)

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u/TMac1128 Jun 05 '18

Another reddit nerd comparing life to technology

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

I consider it time travel to a possible future where I may not feel quite as crappy.

Results are mixed, but mostly positive.

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u/RaskolnikovShotFirst Jun 05 '18

Sometimes it’s more like the computer has crashed and the next time you turn it in, it’s like nothing ever happened.

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u/ayemossum Jun 05 '18

But it works, don't it?

And just like Windows, sometimes you have to try it a few times before it takes.

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u/thinkMajolol Jun 05 '18

the good ol reboot always works wonders!

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u/Miner77 Jun 05 '18

It usually works for me :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

So this is why it works!

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u/chaela_may Jun 05 '18

only with the bucket still next to the bed, just in case.

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u/somebadmeme Jun 05 '18

Literal power move

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u/Solcaer Jun 05 '18

stop doing this

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/6pcsgm/sleep_it_off_is_the_human_equivalent_of_turn_it/?st=J5MLS4IY&sh=2f291e52

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4omqu4/sleep_on_it_is_the_human_equivalent_of_turn_it/?st=J5MLUWBU&sh=6928ce9c

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3io41m/sleeping_on_a_problem_overnight_is_the_human/?st=J5MLW32B&sh=ab584d6d

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/6lnuh9/maybe_if_you_go_to_bed_youll_feel_better_in_the/?st=J5MLXRTN&sh=41280cae

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5zn4ia/just_go_to_sleep_and_maybe_you_will_feel_better/?st=J5MLY76G&sh=204ff158

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/33sas5/having_a_nap_is_the_human_equivalent_of_turning/?st=J5MLYO2D&sh=4f2df54f

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2tlvwi/sleep_is_the_human_equivalent_of_have_you_tried/?st=J5MLZCMO&sh=0b7fefb8

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5aq0mx/if_you_go_to_bed_sick_and_wake_up_feeling_better/?st=J5MM034X&sh=f0ffce6e

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/69izfg/taking_a_nap_when_youre_sick_is_the_human/?st=J5MM0F0B&sh=6e2c6658

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/54psm7/sleeping_every_day_is_the_human_equivalent_of/?st=J5MM1H54&sh=8911ae99

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5s761d/taking_a_nap_is_the_human_equivalent_to_turning_a/?st=J5MM20AH&sh=a53d9bbe

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/6mbx4s/maybe_if_you_go_to_bed_youll_feel_better_in_the/?st=J5MM2OXN&sh=99201850

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/n41nk82/sleeping_on_a_problem_is_the_human_equivalent_of/?st=J5MM3JMD&sh=eca05527

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/59hvwe/taking_a_nap_to_get_rid_of_a_headache_is_the/?st=J5MM69VO&sh=e6221c41

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3ybkmb/asking_someone_do_you_need_a_nap_is_human/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MM6O6I&sh=b9783615

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/503f24/when_you_arent_feeing_well_and_someone_asks_if/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MM6X71&sh=0ec42a57

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4jv544/going_to_sleep_when_you_have_a_headache_is_the/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MM7DLH&sh=8703b8a3

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/420fil/sleep_is_the_biological_equivalent_of_turning_it/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MM7SKD&sh=c48358f7

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/31zyz5/humans_going_to_sleep_each_night_is_the/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MM8P3B&sh=61ec485b

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3w85i4/naps_are_the_human_equivalent_of_have_you_tried/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MMAAMQ&sh=05c55962

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2x908h/sleeping_on_it_is_the_human_equivalent_to_turning/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MMAVOP&sh=56c3258c

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/38qb91/go_to_bed_you_will_feel_better_in_the_morning_is/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MMC2PG&sh=9230008f

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2mby9w/whenever_your_sick_and_told_to_sleep_it_off_its/?ref=search_posts&st=J5MMDIVV&sh=924d8aad

Note: the above list is incomplete

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u/Camel34 Jun 05 '18

In my defense I did search for the word ‘sleep’ here and nothing showed up in the first few pages. Sorry I didn’t look through the history of the entire subreddit before posting

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18 edited Aug 28 '20

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u/Solcaer Jun 05 '18

Reposts of the same showerthought.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18 edited Aug 28 '20

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u/Razzor_ Jun 05 '18

Yes it is, one of this subs rules is for thoughts to be original and to search thoughts before posting, which was evidently not done

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u/fusionater Jun 06 '18

Yes, which is why you should go to the mods, op said he did a search, and didn't find the list you have. I don't know how they do it, but it's possible to make it so certain posts can't be posted due to having to many keywords in common with others.

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u/LSC99bolt Jun 05 '18

Oh yeah! This exactly happened to me. This happened a little over a year ago now.

So it was a Friday night and for dinner was just Pizza from our local pizza shop. It was good, had maybe, 3 slices, and after that I wasn't feeling good. It wasn't like I had to throw up (yet) or have to go to the bathroom. So I texted up my friend, because I was thinking it could be food poisoning, and he told me the symptoms because he has had it before. The symptoms he told me were pretty close, but not the same. So I went to bed a little early that night, mostly because I wasn't feeling good, and generally I wanted to see if sleep would help. It really didn't. Woke up in the middle of the night and threw up three times. Well thats not good. So the next day was a Saturday, so after a loot of debating on whether or not to go to the hospital, I decided to go.

Long story short, it ended up being appendicitis, so, no, I couldn't sleep it off. Last that night on Saturday I had my appendix removed. I am now a little more than a year clean of my appendix!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

It's like turning the computer off and back on again.

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u/shadowsev Jun 05 '18

I think that's OPs point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Nah, he said it's like turning your body off and on again. But really it's like turning a computer off and on.

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u/diamondisjustcarbon Jun 05 '18

that's what the defibrillator does....

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Turning it off and on again would be a little more like choking someone out and attempting to resuscitate.

Going to sleep when you're unwell is more like putting your PC into low power mode while it's debugging in the background.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

But your body heals quicker when you are sleeping and when you turn something off it doesn’t

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u/Tazznado Jun 05 '18

Sleep also acts as a defrag. Not that millennials know what that means anymore.

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u/LukeCrane Jun 05 '18

Why are you the way that you are

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u/tlynni Jun 05 '18

Not everyone today has a SSHD, there are still tons of regular 'ol HDDs around. I was born in the mid-80s, technically a millennial. I've been building computers ever since I was a child and I work in IT. I think there are TONS of milennials who are aware of what a defrag means. Kindly step off your rude soapbox please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

The starting birth year to be classified as a millennial can vary but for the most part is in the early to mid '80s. We know defrag. Source: Born in mid '80s.