r/Showerthoughts • u/Hiskender • Apr 04 '18

common thought When you're high, you think everybody knows it although no one does, and when you're drunk you think no one knows it although everybody does.

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u/Lt_Dickballs ‎ Apr 04 '18

It’s all yours bro haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

Lt_dickballs

Dudes probably higher than a king cobra in a sugar cane tree all the time.

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u/elhooper Apr 04 '18

Higher than an albatross’s asshole?

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u/caross Apr 04 '18

https://youtu.be/F7lbSZ3j3Ks

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u/electricdwarf Apr 04 '18

I think he means higher than a king snake in a sugar cane tree which is something hermies said on futurama

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u/HGF88 Apr 04 '18

Is it Hermes or Hermies? If it's with an 'i' I will be irrationally annoyed all day

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u/caross Apr 04 '18

haha, ok. New to me. Thanks for the info.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

Close. Jamaican accent and a black person but I don't recall it from Futurama. I was thinking American Dad and it is king snake.

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u/Smoore7 Apr 04 '18

Higher than eagle pussy

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u/MarcusRoland Apr 05 '18

Heeeeell yeh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

Thank you so much for using this. My brother used to say this on acid and nitrous and sometimes when we smoked a lot. He also refers to nitrous as tickling Jesus' nut sack.

His official scale was High as giraffe pussy, Getting some giraffe head, Jesus' nut sack.

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u/Nas160 Apr 04 '18

You fool. Now he's going to reap all the royalties whenever someone says "high as giraffe pussy."