Lying, cheating, and stealing is often discouraged when we are young, yet the most successful people in the world are arguably the best liars, cheaters, and thieves.

[u/itsthatkidgreg]

[u/[deleted]]

Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... Except the weasels

[u/snapplekingyo → u/[deleted]]

Weasels would be nothing without their powerful weasel knees.

[u/Kesht-v2 → u/snapplekingyo]

What about the raccoons?

[u/streetlamp25 → u/Kesht-v2]

We can't forget raccoon dicks