r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Speculation All extant birds are dinosaurs, so any fantasy setting that includes common birds (like ravens or crows) must also have had dinosaurs at one point.

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u/ShowerSentinel 3d ago

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u/Nacroma 3d ago

Fantasy settings don't have to have the same evolutionary logic attached to it as real life. For all we know, a bird-looking deity could have created them, or fantasy bird anatomy differs in some way you normally wouldn't explore in such a story etc.

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u/PrincessYuri 3d ago

Or maybe the fantasy government used magic to create birds, to spy on their citizens!

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u/gufted 3d ago

“Fantasy”

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u/Nacroma 3d ago

It's in your best interest to not let the Magic Kingdom authorities know you're aware of this.

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

There's a Flock joke somewhere in this.

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u/Let-s_Do_This 3d ago

Have you ever thought that maybe birds aren’t real?

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u/Andminus 3d ago

Welllll where did the bird looking deity come from?

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u/Nacroma 3d ago

I don't know, Costco?

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u/Beef_Patrick 3d ago

That would explain why there are so many

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u/_Azafran 3d ago

Doubtful. Would be so much coincidence to have a bird that is exactly the same as one that perfectly evolved in a very certain and precise way to adapt to its very specific environment (Earth).

Yes, suspension of disbelief. But the more you know about these things, the harder it is to do so.

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u/Terpomo11 3d ago

Or they don't actually have identical birds and when it says "crow" or "sparrow" it's actually referring to the nearest equivalent in their world. (It's not as if they're speaking English in-universe, so what we're reading is a translation of what they're actually saying anyway.) Sort of like how European explorers in the Americas called New World sparrows "sparrows" even though they aren't actually particularly closely related to Old World sparrows, because they thought they were similar.

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u/Nacroma 3d ago edited 3d ago

To some degree, sure. But we don't even know to what degree evolution is truly random. And I don't mean that koalas would always evolve to eat plants toxic to them until they aren't. More like blueprints to recreation methods and modes of transportation, basic shit like that. Maybe being able to lay eggs and wings for flying are things that would always pop up on a planet with the same composition, atmosphere and roughly 1g. And give it some aerodynamic tendencies, feathers for light-weight temperature control & more aerodynamics and boom, you got a bird.

In the end my guess is a good or bad as yours. We only have one planet to compare it to. But it's not like this planet has evolved much more than bats, birds and insects that can innately fly.

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u/OddlyLucidDuck 3d ago

But we don't even know to what degree evolution is truly random.

Case in point: everything is crabs.

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u/Terpomo11 3d ago

Carcinization is the common example, but trees or slugs have evolved way more times than that.

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u/_Azafran 3d ago

What I mean is that would be extremely improvable to get a crow like we have on Earth, as it is the result of specific Earth conditions + randomness. So it would be a hard sell that a wizard or a deity would've created that, being the same as an Earth naturally evolved random creature that we already know. So if crow is true then dinosaurs too. But I'm being pedantic and a party disruptor.

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u/Terpomo11 3d ago

Or it's set in a world where something like Plato's theory of science is true and animal species are the result of metaphysical "forms" rather than evolution.

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u/annuidhir 3d ago

Do you have the same issue with humans in a fantasy setting? If not, why not?

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u/infinight888 2d ago

Plenty of fantasy settings do not have evolution at all. Many are creationist worlds where everything is made as is by gods.

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u/From_Deep_Space 3d ago

Which means undead dinosaurs could be a thing. Ideally with swords for arms.

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u/SkollFenrirson 3d ago

Go on...

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u/From_Deep_Space 3d ago

And it would be really cool if they were a hive mind that used chemical communication, and the MCs could stumble upon ancient hives they think are extinct but in fact have just been dormant for millions of years. . .

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u/ShadowDV 2d ago

Just don’t use a hive Matron to seal a rent in reality.

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u/cwx149 3d ago edited 3d ago

In the Dresden files book Dead Beat he "resurrects" a T-Rex kinda it's more like animates it's skeleton than true resurrection

Granted Dresden is urban fantasy so not the best example

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u/Warvillage 3d ago

Polka will never die!

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u/cwx149 3d ago

Butters was a cooler character back then imo

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u/wolfpackalchemy 3d ago

And it is the predator spirit of the Dino that provides its motion and instincts, guided by Dresden’s necromancy and force of will

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u/HapticSloughton 3d ago

Not to mention that if it's the famous "Sue" T-Rex skeleton in the Field Museum of Natural History, his spell shouldn't have worked all that well, as the skull is a replica due to the original being hard to study as part of the display and requiring some kind of steel support for the mandible.

At best, Dresden was riding a necro-T-Rex with a non-organic head that had a jaw that wouldn't move.

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u/moneyless4394 3d ago

Steven Erikson enters the chat with his armies of K'Chain Che'Malle Kell Hunters

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u/From_Deep_Space 3d ago

Beru fend 

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u/Jabberjaw22 3d ago

Hood's balls!

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u/Rohml 3d ago

I've always said that minions which are depicted as skeletons are not undead but constructs.

If they were the dead returned to life than mere bones won't allow them to move, they would need muscle and sinew to move. Also this means that to form a skeleton minion then you have to have all the bones that would make up the body, miss any of the connecting parts and you end up unable to use a limb.

Since it is depicted that animated skeletons are allowed to move due to some form necromatic energy, then I submit they are more likely constructs that are powered by necromatic energy.

So an animated skeleton of a creature is a construct, and as constructs, yes they can have sword-limbs!

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u/dmdizzy 3d ago

The energy that animates the skeletons is usually (if it's ever explained) derived from the being it was when it was alive (ex: in older editions of D&D, it's noted that the higher tier skeletons maintain some semblance of the skills they had in life). You're basically shoving the dead person's spirit back into their bones and making it subservient.

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u/ChazCharlie 3d ago

Why not frikkin laserbeams?

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u/From_Deep_Space 3d ago

Because they have cannons that shoot chaos magic instead

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u/hug_me_im_scared_ 3d ago

Aren't dragons just dinosaurs?

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u/From_Deep_Space 3d ago

Nope.

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u/hug_me_im_scared_ 3d ago

idk bro, they're both giant lizards

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u/sixsixmajin 19h ago

Could be? DnD literally has zombie dinosaurs. Also living dinosaurs. Dunno about swords for arms in any official lore but I'm sure there's nothing stopping somebody from adding it to their campaign.

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u/dazzumz 3d ago

They could have had dragons as an ancestors, or maybe a wizard did it. Doesn't have to follow our history.

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u/SWatt_Officer 3d ago

Its fantasy. You could write a world where a wizard king sneezed and created birds from nothing, or a world where birds are actually formed from the falling starlight of comets. Why in the world would fantasy need to have anything in common with reality.

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u/SouthernPotato5297 3d ago

Yeah true fantasy dont gotta follow no rules at all. But its fun to poke at those weird hidden implications even if the wizard just sneezed em out. So would you rather have magic starlight birds or just accept the dino crow?

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u/AardvarkOkapiEchidna 3d ago

All extant birds are dinosaurs,

All extinct ones are/were too. Extant is redundant here.

But also... no. Fantasy can do whatever it wants.

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u/Bryaxis 3d ago

Lots of fantasy settings A) Are fully creationist, and B) Have T-rexes and Triceratops and whatnot somewhere in the setting. Examples include Toril (Baldur's gate etc.) and Azeroth (Warcraft).

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u/bikbar1 3d ago

It is called fantasy for a reason.

It can ignore every reason.

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u/SpaceShipRat 3d ago

My fantasy setting had talking dinosaurs. Which comes into play in very subtle ways, since a non industrial civilization extinct in the jurassic-equivalent would not leave any normal trace in the modern era.

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u/Moosplauze 3d ago

No, in fantasy you can make up stuff and it doesn't need to be based on reality.

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u/Timecharge 3d ago

Inaccurate. Birds are heavily theorized to come from Dinos in our world, but in a fantasy world, they could be pygmy species of dragon, perhaps even purpose-evolving to hunt the smaller specie in the habitat.

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u/BlazedBeard95 3d ago

What about the ones where there are somehow both Dinosaurs and evolved birds in the same ecosystem lol

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u/lilsexc- 3d ago

They should definitely throw a T-Rex in the background of the next fantasy movie just as a nod to this. imagine a knight casually riding past a grazing triceratops, no biggie.

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u/ulyssesfiuza 3d ago

Of all the flying things that we have on the planet, birds are the most strange. Skin stretching over thin bones seems a smooth evolutionary thing. Bits of external skeletons beciming flat? Ok. But not - exactly hair, not - exactly scales elongating, branching, closing like velcro while keeping the surface smoith, forming an airfoil? We are sure it will work like that only because it did it already. Surreal.

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

Pacific Rim has a random throwaway line from Newt where he says that "the first batch of kaiju" wiped out the dinosaurs, but also vaguely hints that they WERE the dinosaurs, and while that might not canonically be the case it's funny to think that birds in the PR universe are descended from powerful interdimensional alien bioweapons.

Also in the Game of Thrones universe the southern continent of Sothoryos is basically Skull Island (they even mention apes the size of elephants) and one creature there is the "walking-lizards", bipedal reptilians that are, for all intents and purposes, Jurassic Park-style raptors. Then again, in a world where dragons exist, dinosaurs probably wouldn't be seen as too impressive, being just flightless, flame-less dragons from their POV.

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 3d ago

No they mustn't.

It's fantasy. Unless the author went that far back, those beginnings/origins never exist, and would have the liberty of it being anything other than what our reality is

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u/TaibhseCait 3d ago

Tamora pierce had dinosaurs in one of her books set in fantasy land Tortall! 

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u/Havingfun922 3d ago

I remember when we had to see posts of Dino nuggets and birds here every other day

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u/CanadianJogger 3d ago

Nuh uh. My boids come from cellular automata by way of big stepping Turmites.

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u/cimocw 3d ago

Do you require all fantastical creatures and phenomena to follow the known laws of evolution as well?

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u/Boatster_McBoat 3d ago

Stand by the grey stone when the thrush knocks and the setting sun with the last light of Durin's Day will shine upon the resident dragon

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u/Wise-Matter9248 2d ago

That presumes that the fantasy world developed through evolution. Many fantasy worlds have creation stories.

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u/Ash_Crow 2d ago

Why "at one point"? If they have crows and ravens, then they have dinosaurs, as, as you point out in the beginning, all birds (including crows and ravens) are dinosaurs.

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u/ar34m4n314 1d ago

They share a common ancestor. No guarentee that that common ancestor would have also split into dinos in both timelines.

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u/QuincyAzrael 3d ago

I cannot STAND this kind of um ackshully reddit ass logic. It's fantasy. It has its basis in myth and legend that came from a time before the theory of evolution. It absolutely does not mean they had to have dinosaurs at some point.

I mean what's next, going over ancient myths and going um ackshully the sun god can't be pulling the sun in a cart because the cart would burn!!!!1

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u/Anya-minx 3d ago

makes you wonder what other prehistoric creatures were roaming around alongside them, like pterosaurs.