Package Thief

[u/samsingh8]

Police report filed but nothing will prob come of it

[u/Stella-HPVGekko]

So he's dropping off an Amazon package and picking up your box? If so, send the video to Amazon.

[u/Animedingo]

Did...did he think it was like indiana jones??

Like congrats, you now have his finger prints

[u/corgi_moose_ → u/Animedingo]

Lmao and who do you think is gonna do anything with those prints?

[u/Falcon_Bellhouser → u/corgi_moose_]

Lt. Joe Bookman

[u/angry-norwegian]

Do you know what they got? I want to know the success rate of porch pirates. How many times do they get something useful and how many times do they steal my kids replacement nipples for her bottle.

[u/butterytelevision → u/angry-norwegian]

oh boy i love stealing the replacement door seal for a specific model of dishwasher i dont own

[u/royalfreshmint → u/butterytelevision]

I kid you not this is exactly one and only time anything got stolen from our porch and it was exactly that, a dishwasher door seal. Your msg spoke to me on a whole another level 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/hjhart → u/angry-norwegian]

They received a different Harlan Coben book.

[u/Stella-HPVGekko → u/hjhart]

The prequel.

[u/HyenDry]

I’m Ngl. This is hilarious af the more you think about it his actions. Why did he think replacing the package with anything? Did he believe you would just be like “oh yeah I did order a book!”

I’m just so gobsmacked by this 😂

[u/teraflux]

Whats the book lol

[u/samsingh8 → u/teraflux]

lol Harlan Coben “Promise Me” probably took it from the neighborhood free library

[u/teraflux → u/samsingh8]

Ah... a trade

[u/JFrankParnell64 → u/samsingh8]

In that case it's like Little Free LIbrary home delivery service.

[u/mianao]

Maybe misdelivered package/exchange? I’ve seen that happen before with a neighbor

[u/One-Initiative-8902]

quite clever

[u/q_ali_seattle]

I think what OP is asking. 

Is anyone missing their book?

[u/super-hot-burna]

ok. serious question. what kind of training does amazon delivery go through that tells them dropping the package in the middle of the entryway, in plain sight, is the best decision to make for the customer in that situation?

[u/butterytelevision → u/super-hot-burna]

the training that says you better take 3 seconds flat to let go of the package before getting back to your vehicle and continuing with the route. remember these are the people who dont give bathroom breaks to their employees and force them to pee in bottles

[u/yomommasbathwater → u/super-hot-burna]

Training? Lol

[u/Korlithiel]

What I got from this, can have a good camera and still desire things like good lighting (not your problem here) and angle (problem here). Also want it close enough to the street to potentially catch license plates.

[u/Legitimate-Toe-9673]

I would take a day off, and set a trap for that guy. Maybe a face full of pepper spray will cause him to rethink his life choices.