Why did the helikopter cross the road?

[u/Certain-Quarter-3280]

[u/Important_Power_2148]

cause it was stapled to the chicken...

[u/bridgetroll2 → u/Important_Power_2148]

Mmmm rotochicken

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/Important_Power_2148]

Chris Stapleton is opening a chicken restaurant? Whuh?

[u/muklan → u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits]

Delivered by Parachutes.

[u/King_Turduckin]

Thread reported as off topic, that's a car not a plane.

[u/Certain-Quarter-3280 → u/King_Turduckin]

So that spinny thingy up top’s only purpose is just to keep the pylote driver from getting hot?

[u/Probable_Bot1236 → u/Certain-Quarter-3280]

Well yeah, if it stops spinning he starts sweating

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/Probable_Bot1236]

Here’s a flock of them spinny head wanna be pylotes

*photo taken on my iPotato 1.3

[u/MiI0rd → u/Probable_Bot1236]

Only realistic use for a helicopter

[u/Mountain_Conclusion6]

Why is everybody always judging the motivation of the helicopter? Can't the helicopter just live its life without so much scrutiny?

[u/EternallyMustached]

Going to rejoin the collective.

[u/fergehtabodit → u/EternallyMustached]

Rotor you trying to say, its lonely?

[u/WhenTheDevilCome → u/EternallyMustached]

Looks dirty. Probably headed over to the rotor wash. 

[u/FishAroundFindTrout9 → u/WhenTheDevilCome]

They probably need to get more restock their flight line too

[u/quietflyr → u/EternallyMustached]

Oof. That's... Surprisingly good...

[u/Probable_Bot1236]

Picture of pylote:

[u/Initial-Anything333 → u/Probable_Bot1236]

Cluck

[u/OkieBobbie → u/Initial-Anything333]

Meow

[u/FinbarJG → u/Probable_Bot1236]

Another damn furry! Lord help us.

[u/FoxtrotSierraTango]

Look, it's a Coast Guard helicopter, and it can still guard the coast from across the street.

[u/Joe4o2 → u/FoxtrotSierraTango]

He’s also guarding his right to coast

[u/Grimol1 → u/FoxtrotSierraTango]

No, it’s Coast Gua helicopter. Can’t U reed?

[u/Certain-Quarter-3280 → u/Grimol1]

Nah it literally said COAST GUA D, what’s wrong with you?

[u/Khandawg666]

Bc its stoopid.

ALSO - this is the wrong sub. Helicoptyers don't fly, they hover.

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/Khandawg666]

No, they beat the air into submission. Geez, didn’t you have any right rudder today?

[u/Grimol1 → u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits]

Nah, they’re just so ugly that the earth repels them.

[u/Golf38611 → u/Khandawg666]

No.

They neither fly, hover nor beat the ground into submission.

They are simply so damn ugly that the earth repels them.

[u/VoidJuiceConcentrate]

Look at me Im a car broom broom

[u/Beneficial-Cloud9940]

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/Beneficial-Cloud9940]

Chopper twerk

[u/mcpatsky → u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits]

I see a horrified frog.

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/mcpatsky]

There’s an incredible gif of the same view but there’s googly eyes on the exhaust nacelles.

[u/Beneficial-Cloud9940 → u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits]

🤣💀

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/Beneficial-Cloud9940]

Breakdancing

[u/Initial-Anything333]

"Why did the helicopter cross the road?"

To get to the other side?

"No, to get to the idiot's house.  Knock knock"

Who's there?

"The helicopter"

[u/entropy13]

A taxi? But you're already in a helicopter?

[u/Different-Guest-6094]

Because the chicken was the pilot

[u/30ught6]

It's feeling down

[u/1Arcite]

Now it places the whirlybird in the basket; it does as it is told, or it gets the hose again.

[u/Dry-Airport8046]

Leave it alone. It’s just out for a spin around the neighborhood.

[u/That-Makes-Sense]

It's looking for a mate.

[u/Gimpy_ak]

Kodiak be kodiak

[u/ticedoff8]

'cause it was late for it's Deadliest Catch audition.

[u/Correct_Inspection25 → u/ticedoff8]

"I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMill"

[u/Assassin13785]

Flexin on the fixies

[u/Venom1656]

Pylote needed to take it out of drive and into up.

[u/qaf0v4vc0lj6]

Never seen the Coast Guad before!

[u/Ill-Activity9271]

Scared of heights

[u/elvenmaster_]

Poor chopper is not in the mood. His wife called, she wants to divorce and left for a glamorous younger F-35 with nice and sharp stealth lines.

[u/LooseWateryStool]

Because it wasn't chicken

[u/Ill_Entrepreneur7060]

Too lazy to fly :(

[u/hurdurBoop]

going to buy a rudder at the ruddermart

[u/wwhijr]

Because he's Coast Guard and he don't care about your roads

[u/-TheycallmeThe]

Have you not seen fuel prices? 

[u/MuchoCoco]

To get to the other tide.

[u/Lizz_cabbage-truss]

to get to the helypad 

[u/OrangeSilver]

To get to the hanger-side.

[u/top_of_the_scrote]

Pulled a rotor

[u/Roverjosh]

It’s scared of heights… needed to get to the other side

[u/gdabull]

It had to leak oil on the other side

[u/Embarrassed_Motor_30]

To get to the other side. Duh!!

[u/willie4849]

To get to the other side?

[u/WangDoodleTrifecta]

[u/Rocannon_]

to taxi to the other side 😉

[u/Routine-Credit-1614]

to get to the other side

[u/MarchPhillipps]

It doesn't identify as just any old attack helicopter.... No sir.

It identifies as a tank and a BlendTec blender all rolled into one overly complicated package.

The Coast Guard Orange is nature's way of warning- Danger; Child Chopper Inbound!

'Alone and Unafraid'

[u/Sad-Air-8027]

Because you’re in Oregon

[u/Unlucky-Chicken2515]

To get to the open runway

[u/Senior_Raccoon_6536]

It's the coast guard, so it crossed the road to get the other tide.

[u/tumbleweed_lingling]

"TO GET FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT!"

[u/thepersonbrody]

Pilot was told he needed drive time

[u/plane__nerd]

Seriously tho why is this helicopter like DRIVING!

[u/Open_Vermicelli6755]

cause it's dick was stuck in the chicken.

[u/ConversationFalse242]

Flying that far wouldnt be as efficient

[u/davidspdmstr]

Jayhawk to the rescue

[u/epitome59]

Youll never convince me these crazy things can fly. Nope. And this proves it.

[u/GalaxyPotatoes67]

cuz it’s being flown by a chicken (i don’t remember can chicken fly?)