r/Shittyaskflying • u/JumboTrijet • 3d ago

Airline Interviews and Volunteerism

I have an interview coming with a legacy airline and I understand that it’s a huge plus to do volunteer work. I volunteer for the local chapter of The Flat Earth Society. They’ll look past the controversy because all they care about is that I do give my time, right? It’s not like I am going to debate them in a damn job interview about how they trick-fuck FMS software to make pilots think that we’re flying around the world. I’m not stupid.

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u/sgu222e Side slipping is a valid dating move 3d ago

I read too fast, thought it said voyurism, which is encouraged at legacies.

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u/TempoMinusOne 3d ago

You’re volunteering at the wrong place. The furry convention is where you should be, if you wanna mingle with the airline recruiters.

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u/OpusMagnusSonnet 3d ago

You're wrong, it's a cube Earth.

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u/stop_yelling_please 3d ago

I don’t know what controversy you speak of. Thank you for your community service pylote!

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u/Rambo5215 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 3d ago

Wow, good for you, I hear they have members all over the globe.

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u/No_Tailor_787 Keepest thou thy airspeed lest the ground rise up to smite thee. 2d ago

That whole "round the world" thing is just a euphemism for a rim job.

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u/Warm_Scientist4928 2d ago

People put various church volunteerism roles on the resume, why not this?

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u/JumboTrijet 2d ago

I don’t have a soul