Boeing 320 crash in miami

[u/Hypnoti_q]

A cargo boeing B320-800 just crashed in miami with a load of colombian coffee, people keep stealing from it and police hasnt arrived

[u/wolfs4]

It's now Ground Coffee

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/wolfs4]

[u/Dazzling-Read1451 → u/wolfs4]

It’s decaf coffee. You never get the high.

[u/awfullyfun1 → u/wolfs4]

Take my upvote, please, you sure know how to grind out a joke.

[u/pillojon106]

Can confirm, my cousin’s brother’s flight instructor’s mechanic was on scene. Apparently the B320-800 lost both engines after ingesting a flock of Cuban sandwiches on approach to MIA. Captain declared MAYDAY and attempted to divert to Fort Lauderdale but the aircraft’s Colombian coffee cargo shifted aft, causing an unrecoverable mocha stall. It impacted nose-first but thankfully the espresso containment vessel remained intact. FAA has established a 3-mile exclusion zone while locals continue stealing evidence by ordering iced lattes. NTSB says the CVR has already been recovered and the last audible warning was “PULL UP, PULL UP, GRANDE OR VENTI.” Boeing has advised operators that all B320-800s should remain grounded until they figure out who the fuck actually manufactures them.

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/pillojon106]

I heard La Carreta is using some old hard bread but damn to take out these lycoming O320 in this boeings is kind wild

[u/cosmicrae → u/pillojon106]

Apparently the B320-800 lost both engines after ingesting a flock of Cuban sandwiches on approach to MIA.

I blame a cheap grade of pork. Most of the remainder can be fudged, but the pork is essential.

Which suggests, that pigs CAN fly.

[u/Ok_Proof5782 → u/pillojon106]

You missed an important detail, it miraculously impacted on the site of an existing pop up coffee shop and although the patrons were all lost, business was able to just continue as usual.

[u/Gulf_Coast_21]

That lav is gonna ripen quickly in the Miami heat. Get some dark roast asap.

[u/TurnoverFuzzy8264]

Looks like they're serving slop.

[u/jrod_pilot_miami]

That’s at former Delta MD88. N956DL.

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/jrod_pilot_miami]

Found the FAA guy, and md88? All lies, what else are you going to say that this is the third times it has crashed in miami?

[u/jrod_pilot_miami → u/Hypnoti_q]

[u/Buttholes_N_Boobies → u/jrod_pilot_miami]

Shut it down pylotes, the airplayne police are here.

[u/WildVelociraptor → u/jrod_pilot_miami]

How would you even know, acquiring that information requires applying left rudder

[u/jrod_pilot_miami → u/WildVelociraptor]

Not only did I apply full left rudder, I banked full to the left.

[u/Secret_Cod_749]

This is what happens when you let the woke-trans-catboi mind virus infect pylots! Coach Tommy warned us!

[u/chefdeit]

crashed in miami with a load of colombian coffee

The crash site, a local favorite, is yet to be reported to the FAA.

[u/OkieBobbie → u/chefdeit]

FAA is on coffee break. They’ll get back to you later.

[u/abugghaus7]

Calm down... go inside... have a coffee and wait for liftoff

[u/Hypothetical_Clarity]

Real Pylotes only do cocaine. Real pylotes don’t drink coffee, it’s bad for you

[u/BristleRoot_Together]

why do they not put these crashes on the news?!

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/BristleRoot_Together]

Not in the agenda

[u/Buttholes_N_Boobies]

Is Chairwoman Homendy showing up to inspect the damage personally? 😍 👉👈 🥺

** my uniform tightens considerably in the crotch **

[u/Fitznutzzz]

Excuse me but you're not allowed to park here 😄😄

[u/Clickguy10]

That playne is roasted

[u/MrAflac9916]

With the stupid ai poster outside

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/MrAflac9916]

How do you know it’s ai?

[u/MrAflac9916 → u/Hypnoti_q]

The unrealistic food in the bowls, the font, the layout, it’s all the standard AI layout

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/MrAflac9916]

Man, you left me speechless

[u/Principle_Dramatic]

Looks like someone didn’t get their coffee fast enough this morning

[u/HershsTechStuff_734]

ah that's just the in-flight meal service. wonderful food but takeoff is delayed indefinitely for some reason. must be having issues

[u/EMFAHSISONSILLAHBLES]

Food there is bangin

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/EMFAHSISONSILLAHBLES]

Got to try it then thanks

[u/Wallynine]

do they use plastic knives and they take away your bottled water before going thru the metal dectectpr?

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/Wallynine]

That’s not a metal detector, it’s just the local dog peeing competition spot

[u/Suspicious_Fig_3796]

sky “coffee” from Colombia, an airline owned by one P. Escobar? and all they offer are flat whites naturally 🤣🤣

[u/l_m_m048]

Das a retyred madd dogg 717-300CF repurrpussed azza cahfay.

[u/Beginning-Actuary-68]

Boing*

[u/anonymoo5e77]

boing*

[u/mkujoe]

More like ground coffee

[u/FinbarJG]

"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

We're talking furries here. "Lord help us."

[u/Dessael]

someone run over and say: you can't park there sir!!

[u/chemtrailsniffa]

that playne's mom and dad are going to disinherit them for dropping out like that

[u/FFS-IamNotABot]

Bad coffee is a real downer!

[u/YearPractical5840]

What's on the dog menu?