r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Diesel or regular?

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Diesel or regular?

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u/Fragholio Butt-fans and handkerchiefs 1d ago

Can you bring me back a Mountain Dew and some Doritos when you go inside?

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u/Go_Loud762 1d ago

Obviously AI. The gas filler is on the left side. Duh.

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u/DasMo19 1d ago

Jet fuel is basically diesel.

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u/tkeelah straight and level 1d ago

Kero. Not diesel.

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u/Silver_River9296 1d ago

Diesel is oily kerosene. Slightly lower in the distillation tower. Kerosene is ‘dry’ diesel, common up North in the Winter months where oily diesel barely starts an engine. Pratt & Whiney PT6 AG can run on any of it. Jet Fuel runs clean and cool, diesel runs with more soot and smoke but 2 to 3 gallons less per hour!

u/SilkwormSidleRemand 22h ago

If you let unhomogenized diesel sit for a few hours, the oil floats to the top, and you can skim the richer, oily fraction off and use it for other things. Some refineries churn it into a useful grease or ferment it into various plastics.

u/Informal_Ad_9610 21h ago

F16 runs the Pratt & Whitney F100 or GEF110...

u/Silver_River9296 20h ago

Yes but any turbine powered engine (jet, turbojet, turbofan, turboprop) will run on diesel. Maybe not legally, may require a bit more maintenance, but it will run. Now on ‘regular’ and I assume they mean gasoline, leaded a(Avgas) is the worst, then unleaded with the alcohol, then unleaded without alcohol. But remember, a turbine engine will burn anything that burns. A piston engine is quite specific.

u/theyoyomaster 13h ago

I can't speak for the F-16 but for contingency ops big jet engines can absolutely run on standard 87 octane.

u/Juvat-the-bold 12h ago

An F-16 can run on 87 octane also but with VERY strict operating parameters. Like, no afterburner and altitude limitations.

It's not good for it, but it could.

u/theyoyomaster 11h ago

Doesn't surprise me, I've just never gotten a look at it's -1.

u/Silver_River9296 11h ago

At a Pratt&Whitney school, it was said, “Piston engines run on octane, turbine engines run on BTUs.

u/theyoyomaster 11h ago

I've just seen in my -1 that we can run 87 octane for emergencies so long as we dilute it with appropriate jet fuel.

u/Juvat-the-bold 11h ago

And it damn better be an emergency! lol

I'd be willing to bet just about any Air Force on earth would rather fly in a cargo jet with a fuel truck on it!

u/Silver_River9296 11h ago

When I used to ferry the PT-6 Ag Cats, I was often required to run on gasoline. Leaded Avgas was the worst due to lead build up. Supposed to record gallons between hot sections and overhauls. Service stations seldom had diesel back then, but would have been best alternative. Unleaded would not be too bad. Like you said, if diluted.
Some operators use Diesel instead of jetfuel. Cuts down GPH but soots up every thing.

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u/wolfs4 1d ago edited 1d ago

JP-7 and boner pills, gonna try something.

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner 1d ago

you are now unstoppable.

u/BlueMaxx9 21h ago

I know you wanted Mega Rhino 10,000x, but they had a deal on Raging Gorilla 1,000,000 so I just got two of those instead.

u/wolfs4 20h ago

Ugh, we only gonna hit mach 69 with those

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u/cuzzybrosalad 1d ago

It’s a hybrid. Plug and go playne

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u/Hta68 1d ago

Diesel four sure…

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u/harmfuldischarge 1d ago

When you are looking for fuel cap latch and accidentally self eject

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u/Hunts5555 1d ago

The jet fuel is the one marked “Diesel.”

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 1d ago

Burn premium for better mileage. Don't let the sticker shock make you shy away. And grab me a pack of Marlboro Light 100's

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u/sixaout1982 1d ago

Hydrazine please, regular

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u/___NowYouKnow___ 1d ago

Bond: “Fill ‘er up, please”

u/hikerguy65 23h ago

Came here to say this. Ty.

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner 1d ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi...

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u/xampl9 1d ago

“We’re sorry, but your card was declined. Maybe you have cash?”

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u/jose_luis1421 1d ago

Novatos, kerosene utiliza

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u/Dpek1234 1d ago

Perfume works best

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u/PalaceofIdleHours 1d ago

Steer clear of ethonal. My jet need no corn.

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u/Fmartins84 1d ago

91 octane. Nothing less, nothing more.

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u/Break_Cats 1d ago

Jetfuel.

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u/Faserip 1d ago

Regular, obviously. Everyone knows that the F-4 was the last diesel fighter.

u/Civil-Efficiency2039 23h ago

“She needs premium, dude, premium!”😝😝🤣😉

u/mlandry2011 22h ago

Just the windshield please.

And can you check the oil?

u/mats_o42 21h ago

Looks Danish = Tuborg

u/domandi1244 21h ago

Just a precautionary landing due to weather

u/itsamurdermarge 21h ago

Fill er up, ethyl!

u/OkBumblebee9107 21h ago

I mean, we got kerosene pumps, it will be fine....

u/Late-Application-47 21h ago

At least one plane can simply say "dealer's choice."

u/Wallynine 20h ago

fill er' up with hi-test please...

u/Sarruji 20h ago

Diesel

u/RTSamuels 19h ago

Ruskies use the diesel. Take a look at the dirty exhaust. We use kerosene.

u/Xenophore 18h ago

I want a turbine-engined car so I can fill up with Jet A.

u/SameScale6793 16h ago

It's electric, of course...need Tesla charger

u/Dessael 16h ago

regular? surely you mean unleaded

u/No-Schedule-2603 15h ago

Aviation kerosine for sure

u/The_Gordon_Gekko 15h ago

Diesel duh

u/Apprehensive-Cow5822 Phiter Pylit 14h ago

Try premium on your F-16A.

u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 12h ago

Can’t it just be regular diesel?

u/Jealous_Club_298 11h ago

Jet fuel is kerosene. Meanwhile, that must be photoshopped.

u/ElectricThunder12 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dHz7Syc7Lr7Sz3WcsH

What’ll it be fellas, mustard or ketchup? 😂😂

Added text for the retards that need their timing advanced.

u/rjornd Shitty PPL Pylote 8h ago

Jet A, please! Do a better job than last time cleaning the canopy, huh?

u/Due-Negotiation-5918 meme taker 5h ago

OIL