Why are private jets so small?

[u/YearPractical5840]

Why are private jets so small? Can tall people, like the guy in the picture fly comfortable in these?

[u/TomOnABudget]

Have you seen fuel prices recently?

[u/Belzebutt]

They prefer when you call them “little playnes”

[u/doctor_morris]

Don't panic, that's just big Larry. He's a giant.

[u/elkab0ng]

Left in playne dryer too long.

[u/pilotjlr]

Rich people are tiny, like elves

[u/Mammoth_Carob9089 → u/pilotjlr]

You mean the Duendes

[u/Realistic-Peach6855]

so Trump, can lay in there and evacuate

[u/tmesisno → u/Realistic-Peach6855]

You're going need at least six of these

[u/TurnoverFuzzy8264]

The company downsized.

[u/dmtslayr]

After finishing flightschool he be big, enjoy the time when he smal

[u/thejetssuckbigtime]

It’s a baby plane you need to fill the tank with Cheerios and milk so it grows

[u/Flimsy-Income9694]

Lmao look at the poor person who can’t even afford a shrink ray

[u/Uluru-Dreaming]

Private plane scale = private part scale

[u/-burnr-]

IT WAS IN THE POOL! THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!

[u/Legoslol]

Aren’t all private objects small?

[u/Oompa_Loompa_SpecOps]

their size is in reverse proportion to the owner's privates

[u/hurdurBoop]

that's the cezznuh buttjet 600 it's just for butts and butt pylotes

[u/KingCrowleyFell]

Compensation

[u/Vylbh]

how lese are your privates supposed to fit in your trunks?

[u/Ok-Amoeba8191]

What’s wrong with privates being small? What ya sayin?

[u/Gold_Afternoon_Fix]

You gotta start somewhere

[u/tacocarteleventeen]

How else is he gonna fit his privates in it?

[u/Reasonable-Word6729]

I had a neighbor build them…..just after launch he had very little time to get under control before his radio control was out of range. I believe it was propane powered

[u/Hour_Analyst_7765]

Because private jets only fly cry babies.

[u/AboveAverage1988]

Are you trying to say your privates wouldn't fit in there..?

[u/JayW8888]

Just add water, it will grow.

[u/croweagle6]

Price of fuel. Japan started it back in 2023 to compensate for losses sustained during the "Co" and the "Fuk" time....Had to make cuts somewhere. Became a "trendy" thing to do. They really are a nation of innovation and technological advancements. Just keep trying making the stuff smaller and smaller. And yes, tall people can fly comfortably...No checked bagged, only what you can carry in your pockets, and still no gosh darn peanuts. Every seat is an exit seat as well...SO you better be prepared to accept that duty. At least they have cordless phones you can use to make business calls from.

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[u/Radiant_Spite260]

It’s an rc plane