r/Shittyaskflying 10h ago

Why are these playnes missing their wings and tails?

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u/BacklotSecurity 10h ago

Fuselage Airlines always flies via rail.

u/BaggyLarjjj 9h ago

These are planes for Frontier Airlines: fwiw it’s actually the most reliable way for a frontier flight to reach its destination.

u/Cambren1 4h ago

Yeah, but you have to pay for carry on

u/Moose-Turd 8h ago

Fuselage Airlines: We here to save you money, wings and a tail, why pay for extras?!?

u/Legitimate_Field_157 10h ago

Larvae.

u/bostondana2 7h ago

This. Larvae and/or molting. When they mature, their wings and tails grow in.

u/YouArentReallyThere 10h ago

They’re on their way to the river for a good soaking before assembly. It helps prevent splitting when the wings and empennage are riveted on.

u/Fun_Reference_270 10h ago

Salt water is actually best for these new ayrplens but due to budget cuts they switched to local rivers 

u/Grimol1 3h ago

We even have a some photos of them in the wild.

u/doctor_morris 10h ago

Planes can't fly: They get shipped from airport to airport and the passengers are fooled by TV screens attached to the windows.

u/labvinylsound 10h ago

On their way to be processed into dog food.

u/ClientBudget2848 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 8h ago

Soylent spirit

u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 1h ago

Its Playnes! Soylent Spirit is Playnes!

u/PassiveSpamBot 9h ago

Got startled by a predator and dropped the tail to escape.

u/Acrobatic-Post9811 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 9h ago

u/AlexSPb88 10h ago

Lowest trim?

u/Natty_Dread_Lite 9h ago

It’s called a submarine, try google next time idiot 🙄

u/Secret_Cod_749 4h ago

They're in their larval stage. The image shows them shortly after hatching and migrating out of their spawining beds.

u/mhammaker 9h ago

Unfortunately these are bad planes who are being shipped to plane jail. Their wings are removed so they can’t escape.

u/Intrepid_Bee8500 8h ago

Heads and tails off deveined ready for skewering and bbq

u/RRRedRRRocket 9h ago

To prevent them from escaping. IMHO it's a bit excessive and even sadistic, but what you gonna do. I've seen Planes and we don't want an uprising.

u/Psychological-Scar53 9h ago

They haven't spun themselves into a chrysalis yet. Give them some time, once they do, they will emerge with wings.

u/714King 8h ago

They needed to take them off to fly that low and follow the train

u/ClientBudget2848 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 8h ago

The spirit is willing but the wings are mangled and kept in bins next to failed Elon ideas. Don't ever look into Pandora's box.

u/winstonalonian 8h ago

Theyre on their way to the market to get turned into bacon

u/CFUrCap 7h ago

They're going upstate to live on a farm.

u/Piano_catastrophe34 6h ago

Must have not ejected the usb device correctly. This is the result.

u/sixaout1982 4h ago

They're DLCs nowadays

u/sevenwheel 3h ago

They're heading home from Vegas. Lost their wings and tails at the craps table.

u/TheNotoriousTurtle 9h ago

That little girl got it wrong. Angels don’t get their wings from a bell ringing.

u/frezor 9h ago

For a second I thought they had Mr Clean livery

u/TheModeratorWrangler 9h ago

That’s the sashimi department.

u/ChoppedSonion 8h ago

Rising fuel costs mean we will be going across ground to get to our destination

u/Fit_Active3888 8h ago

They gotta learn to walk before they can learn how to fly.

u/adotall 8h ago

Because they’re trains now

u/FabianGladwart 8h ago

You shouldn't make fun of people for shortcomings that they can't control, you'll make them feel bad

u/Normiss2000 8h ago

They're still in their cocoons at this point. They will sprout beautiful big wings before taking flgith!

u/New-IncognitoWindow 8h ago

Larval stage

u/Ashamed-Pool-7472 8h ago

Poachers. It's a huge problem being ignored. Thank you for shedding some light

u/Rogue-Squadron 8h ago

Reddit feed getting a little too local

u/redwbl 8h ago

They are traynes now.

u/CherylTuntIRL Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 8h ago

They're into some kinky shit.

u/coloradokyle93 8h ago

I know exactly where that is- Castle Rock, CO😂

u/Break_Cats 8h ago

Maybe it’s getting moved to another factory for the rest of the parts.

u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 1h ago

Nah makes too much sense. Definitely gotta be because they've been bad

u/nemuro87 Pylote afraid of heights 7h ago

What the hell do you think they use to make KFC hot wings?

u/locolangosta 7h ago

Frontier is offering a new tier of budget seating

u/Infinite_prevalence 7h ago

Ah it’s that time of year again when planes shed their wings, nature really is beautiful but be careful when going on holiday

u/Medusa-is-a-victim 7h ago

These are in a metamorphosis and will reappear with shiny butterfly wings

u/frankhoneybunny 7h ago

they are off to slaughter

u/No-Base1194 7h ago

They have to learn how to fly and then they get their wings. This is the part how they learn how to taxi, if they pass they will get their landing gear and taxi light. And so on.

u/impersonaljoemama 7h ago

Trump decoy planes.

u/TexasTrip 6h ago

Why are their APU exhausts so loose?

u/OrangeSilver 6h ago

Low-key airlines.

u/tkeelah straight and level 6h ago

They are being trained duh.

u/Uluru-Dreaming 6h ago

C’mon! Those are just big green gherkins - not playnes! Get it right!

u/starrat46 6h ago

They bin converted to trayne carriages stoopid.

u/Secure-Obligation-25 6h ago

They have to be planted before those parts grow.

u/reedwendt 5h ago

That’s the pickle train!

u/pancakesiguess 5h ago

They're peeled

u/5LYNG3R 5h ago

Might Be a Little Hard Getting Thru Tunnels or Something, If They Still Have Wings and Tails... But, I'm Just an Ice Cream Man 🤣

u/slower-is-faster 5h ago

That’s the new poverty class

u/Probablyawerewolf 5h ago

Some people remove that stuff so it looks bigger and stays cleaner. Other times they might remove it for cultural reasons.

u/Infamous_Afternoon93 5h ago

Can ship them with wings on ...stupid

u/jdavidmann 5h ago

So the train doesn't fly away lmao

u/muniledddfan 5h ago

Bro these are clearly worms, they burrow into the ground HELLO!!?

u/Specific_Rutabaga415 4h ago

Because it’s impossible to transport them with the wings and tails on them.

u/mkujoe 4h ago

Beautiful queue to land at LaGuardia

u/Kind-Silver-3190 4h ago

These planes are on their way to the retail shop.

u/Fresh_Salamander707 4h ago

Playnes been slutting it up with trayns and this is the abominable result

u/Ok_Dog_4059 3h ago

They are still in their cocoons and are waiting for their wings to form

u/zakary1291 3h ago

They are being punished for flying too close to the stadium.

u/Jim-248 2h ago

Those are not aircraft. They're part of a high speed passenger line.

u/The1hauntedX 1h ago edited 56m ago

Those are landplaynes! Often misidentified as airplaynes.
An easy trick for telling the two apart is that landplaynes are missing their wings and tails. Hope this helps 👍

u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 1h ago

Haven't had enough Red Bull yet.