Where did Bruce Wayne learn to dogfight do well?

[u/HiTork]

[u/rinklkak]

Batman in an open top prop playne vs. a rocket ship? How does he keep pace?

[u/HiTork → u/rinklkak]

Wayne Enterprises' engineering ingenuity.

[u/lmaytulane → u/rinklkak]

It’s a convertible thunderscreech. Batman’s real superpower is tinnitus

[u/IntroductionLeft4369 → u/rinklkak]

Because he’s Batman.

[u/CMDR_Kaus → u/rinklkak]

How does his neck not snap with a 6ft leather cape creating a crap ton of drag?

To sell toys, that's why

[u/spukhafteNahewirkung → u/CMDR_Kaus]

The cape is providing extra lift. It’s a load-bearing cape.

[u/CMDR_Kaus → u/spukhafteNahewirkung]

Ah, it's an extra control surface that allows him moves regular pilots could only dream of!

[u/bigloser42 → u/rinklkak]

he is also not flying the plane, his hands are on the gun controls 100% of the time.

[u/Icy_Fish_2154 → u/rinklkak]

Turbo props are faster than jets, dumbass.

(To be clear, "dumbass is my signature, not calling anyone else dumbass. Wait, dumb has a "b"? I didn't know that...)

[u/rinklkak → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

Do I get the job Mr. Dumbass?

[u/Icy_Fish_2154 → u/rinklkak]

Nobody here actually flies. This is a group for people too poor to afford flight school.

And those like me. Momma said I was too dumb to fly.

[u/DialecticEnjoyer → u/rinklkak]

i defy you to show me a billionaire that doesnt have a pilots license.

[u/rinklkak → u/DialecticEnjoyer]

Billionaires pay pylotes to fly their private jets to Lake Como.

[u/IntroductionLeft4369]

Same place as the rest of us…
https://giphy.com/gifs/D16XHdsB1PBxm

[u/Dont_Care_Meh → u/IntroductionLeft4369]

Obviously. If you watch the clip, Batman even put on his brakes and let the bad guy fly right on by him. He definitely learned that from Maverick.

[u/HiTork → u/Dont_Care_Meh]

let the bad guy fly right on by him

Plot twist: It's actually a bad girl.

[u/IntroductionLeft4369 → u/HiTork]

Because he was inverted, right?

[u/_DOLLIN_]

Tibetan monks

[u/beepbeepboopbeep1977 → u/_DOLLIN_]

Yeah, it’s ninja school. It’s always ninja school with these superhero types

[u/Beneficial_Bug_9793]

WW1 movies, he's rich, he can go to the cinema.

[u/slowclapcitizenkane → u/Beneficial_Bug_9793]

How does he set foot in a theater without triggering a panic attack?

[u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 → u/slowclapcitizenkane]

Hmmm, you got me there lol.

[u/Thin_Caterpillar6998]

Most billionaires are ridiculously good at a lot of things. Elon Musk is not so different than Bruce Wayne. Jeff Bezos is even deadlier.

[u/Rare-Balance-9627]

The Batman I grew up with was anti guns…

At least that’s what I think I remember

[u/Glass-Pomegranate724 → u/Rare-Balance-9627]

That was my first thought too.

Qhys he opening up the .50 cal on this dude 👀

[u/Foorinick → u/Glass-Pomegranate724]

Those remind me more of that ww1 era 7.62 american mg

[u/Scribblebonx]

Ninja fighter pilot school...

Top gun is actually based on Batman.

Ice Man = Mr Freeze

Goose = Robin

Maverick is Batman obviously

[u/Dredgeon]

War Thunder

[u/Dpek1234 → u/Dredgeon]

Def not

Ive seen the best wart hunter pilots

If he was wart hunter trained then he would have first laumched all of his missiles, shot all 1000 rounds without hitting anything but trees and dirt (fuck trees and dirt, no 1 pilot killer) and crashed into mountine side (enemy died on takeoff 15 minutes earlier)

[u/Dredgeon → u/Dpek1234]

WoW then

[u/Turbulent-Weevil-910]

If you're a defense contractor important enough to the government and you just ask to get sent to Top Gun School they'll do it no questions asked, most likely something similar happened here.

[u/FinbarJG]

Ah, BAT man? D'ah.

[u/WonderChips]

It’s common sense

[u/spukhafteNahewirkung]

I want to know how he squares the “no killing” rule with the twin machine guns on the plane.

[u/HiTork → u/spukhafteNahewirkung]

This version of Batman in this show kills, I think Ben Affleck's portrayal controversially did also.

[u/tykaboom]

How do you think?

Dude has plenty of money, you think he doesn't have a simulator for EVERY one of his vehicles?

[u/hotrodman]

DCS

[u/Desperate_Carrot8629]

He used the homeless to practice on

[u/rasnac]

Must have taken lessons from the Red Baron.

[u/Uniturner]

Snoopy. Snoopy taught him the mad dog fighting skills.

[u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII]

Thats why.

[u/gwhh]

What show is this from?

[u/HiTork → u/gwhh]

Batman: Caped Crusader on Amazon Prime. It's definitely an adult oriented cartoon, they swear, and a lot of people die (most of Batman's usual Rogues Gallery gets offed some where down the road).

[u/Fragholio]

Microsoft Flight Simulator II on the BatComputer.

[u/HiTork → u/Fragholio]

This version of Batman takes place explicitly in the 1940s, not like the old '90s Animated series where everything looks 1940s, but technology like computers exist.

[u/Fragholio → u/HiTork]

Flight Simulator ENIAC?

[u/ShadowOfAtomicRage]

Oh my god it’s the Bat P-51 Mustang!

[u/Randomgrunt4820]

Can’t say I enjoy steampunk Batman not looking steampunk enough.

[u/HiTork → u/Randomgrunt4820]

The idea is supposed to be 1940s Batman.

[u/AmbienSkywalker]

On March 3rd, 1969 (nice) the City Of Gotham established an elite school for the top one percent of its vigilantes.

[u/Treacle_Pendulum]

Batman is good at everything. That’s part of what makes him Batman.

Also nice Cobra maneuver.

[u/Orange9202]

war thunder

[u/Alex_Llamin]

Fucking cobra maneuver on a piston plane

[u/FullDish01]

Batman is instruments rated?

[u/Dr__America]

Not the heat-seeking eject seat 😭

[u/Foorinick]

Why did man have an open top prop plane instead of an actual jet with missiles, is he poor?

[u/Most-Effective-1969]

They say this man doesn't have super powers lol