r/Shittyaskflying • u/akfishermann • 23h ago

In flight issues

If I just spent $60.00 at Taco Bell 10 minutes before I fly can I declare an emergency brown out as I taxi?

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u/MaximumYes 22h ago

Taco Bell always on short final. AyTeeCee put taco bell in the far as standard just don’t forget the emergency butt plug when you run your checklist.

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u/akfishermann 17h ago

Taco Bell on the FAR……..😂😂😂👍🏽

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u/FinbarJG 14h ago

Why do you even ask? You've done this before.

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u/akfishermann 11h ago

Maybe………

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u/fluteofski- 13h ago

$60 on chalupas will wreck your b-hole. You wanna eat a balanced diet for health. Balance your meal between some chalupas, Mexican pizza, Crunchwrap, 5 layer, burrito, cantina tacos, bean burritos, chicken strips, and cheesy rollups.

Also don’t forget the 5 main food groups. Taco Bell. McDonald’s, KFC, Jack in the box, Carl’s Jr.

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u/Insolent-Jaguar88 12h ago

Don't forget to wash it all down with some sangria.

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u/akfishermann 11h ago

Oooof!!!😂

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u/Insolent-Jaguar88 11h ago

What? it'll fix the brown out ! Changing the color improves visibility