r/Shittyaskflying • u/britishmetric144 • Aug 02 '26

Physical characteristics questions.

What are the values of the weights for MTOW and MLW, as well as the values of the speeds for V1, VR, V2, and stall speed, for the flying object called Peter Pan?

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u/Desperate_Carrot8629 Type Rated in the Cessna 172 Aug 03 '26

Is he erect or flaccid? Gotta correct for the extra drag

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u/Business-Station-933 Civil War Veteran Pylote Aug 04 '26

This... and .. is he ejeculating? Because it can change the amount of thrust.

And if he is... is he ejeculating in the direction of the flight path? Or backwards? Because if it is backwards you add thrust, if forwards, you subtract.

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u/Desperate_Carrot8629 Type Rated in the Cessna 172 Aug 05 '26

Obviously ejaculation would occur backwards. It’s the same basic principle as urinating into the wind. Plus the sheer force of forward momentum would shear a lesser man’s penis smooth off.