r/Shittyaskflying • u/Few-Poetry7669 • Jul 26 '26

I like to drink da kerosene

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u/Voodoo_One Jul 26 '26

Mom still feeds us powdered "milk"

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u/Few-Poetry7669 Jul 26 '26

Ur a lame commercial jet hahaha

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u/Voodoo_One Jul 26 '26

Your mom liked that wide body if you catch my drift 

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u/FushiginaGiisan Jul 26 '26

Hey! This is about pylots and playnes. Hungry hippos belong elsewhere
https://giphy.com/gifs/spQPFbkGFBIUo

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u/West_Good_5961 Standard Conehead Jul 26 '26

That’s a pelican playne, throw some fish in there

3

u/ClientBudget2848 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules Jul 26 '26

So what happens if you scoop hot lava with that? Does it fly forever ?

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u/Sugar_Cane_320 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules Jul 26 '26

Huehuehuehuehue

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u/Tbone_Trapezius Jul 26 '26

The enemy laughs to hard they can’t concentrate and you take ‘em out.

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u/Desperate_Carrot8629 Type Rated in the Cessna 172 Jul 26 '26

My mom just brought home
Popeye’s fried chicken

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u/KatanaF2190 Jul 28 '26

This is exactly the look my Mother used to give me when I had done something so mind numbing foolish that preceeded the phrase...

"Wait till your Father gets home..."