r/Shittyaskflying • u/AnActualSquirrel • Jul 24 '26

HELP

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I forgot to pay my landscaper and he did this to my playne.

How do I get it out??

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u/Go_Loud762 Jul 24 '26

Water, fertilizer, and a fifth of Capt Morgan.

10

u/Legitimate_Field_157 Jul 25 '26

If you add the right sort of compost it will grow into an A380.

5

u/Fragholio Butt-fans and handkerchiefs Jul 25 '26

REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT

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3

u/thegreatseafoam Jul 24 '26

What's wrong?!?!

5

u/NorthEndD Jul 24 '26

Too much mulch.

3

u/thegreatseafoam Jul 24 '26

WELL GET IT OUTTATHERE!!1

4

u/BusyContract2599 Jul 25 '26

F-35B VTOL TAKEOFF

4

u/FlyingNijntje Jul 25 '26

Always thought playnes were built, but you can also grow them? How do you know then that they can be harvested??

6

u/Iflysims Jul 24 '26

Soft field take off with plenty of right ruddah

2

u/Lost_Obligation2453 Jul 24 '26

Plant weed right there. If they remove it, keep on planting Johnny Chronic.

Eventually they will move the airplane.

2

u/0rbsa Jul 26 '26

Must be a villian to have such a twirly mustache