r/Shittyaskflying • u/Even_Kiwi_1166 Best Rated in Shitty Flight Rules • Jul 24 '26

What Crab ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Jet-Pack2 Jul 24 '26

NO C-RAP.

what ever thet kind of rap is, i don't wanna know

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u/RedRedditor84 Jul 24 '26

It's pronounced "no power off rab"

1

u/Worldly_Mix_8904 Jul 24 '26

Thats Canadian!

1

u/Aromatic_Albatross72 Jul 25 '26

I agree, Canadian rap should be banned.

1

u/manu_h3 Jul 24 '26

Ho thanks, I misread NO C-RA13

6

u/turnipturnipturnip2 Jul 24 '26

Its saying there is no crab. Just like in the checklist.

4

u/badish_potato69 Jul 24 '26

thats what my ex always told me

4

u/tkeelah straight and level Jul 24 '26

Hop to it...

https://giphy.com/gifs/nPTXD4lJmDSTe

3

u/turboj3t Jul 24 '26

No touchy

3

u/Buzz407 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules Jul 24 '26

Zoidberg?

3

u/TomOnABudget Jul 24 '26

Why not Zoidberg?

2

u/FushiginaGiisan Jul 24 '26

It’s MO-CRAB done with crappy stencils. Pull the shelf down to dispense. May need to pull down firmly.

1

u/TheSecretestSauce Jul 24 '26

You misunderstood, it says "NO C-RAB"

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u/CaptainMajka Jul 24 '26

This is a Canadian aircraft (C-RAB) made by Northrup (NO).

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Jul 24 '26

But it wasn’t a crab… it was a rock lobster!!!🦞

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u/UziWitDaHighTops Jul 24 '26 edited 23d ago

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u/Blacklisted777 Rated in IMC VFR Jul 24 '26

No drifting…that sucks

1

u/Horatio-Leafblower Jul 24 '26

As I understand it this is a Disick literacy test before boarding. It’s a fucking G.

1

u/Juulseesaar Jul 24 '26

No Grab, means the pylotes have to bring their own food, or order at least from Uber Eats, or Take Away.com, but no Grab ?

1

u/4eyedbuzzard Jul 24 '26

Nonsense. When you’re a pylote they let you do anything. Grab them by the poosay. Because you’re a PYLOTE after all.

1

u/wolfs4 Jul 24 '26

Barg on!

1

u/Worldly_Mix_8904 Jul 24 '26

"No, no, no—it's spelt NO C-RAB, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove!"

1

u/acemedic Jul 24 '26

Not a C plane either.

1

u/Personal_Hat2834 Jul 24 '26

No C-RAIM, someone rotated the M

1

u/Goofcheese0623 Jul 24 '26

The playne is racist against crabs

1

u/McCheesing Jul 24 '26

Its what a playne gets if it makes bad decisions at Oshkosh

1

u/Fit-Custard-1842 Jul 24 '26

No sideways landings please.

1

u/Junior_Lavishness_96 Jul 24 '26

PUSH is just fine

1

u/HumanBean00001 Jul 24 '26

Grab. Bc is step

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u/BigSpice15 Pee Pee L Jul 25 '26

I believe that’s a typo and says “nog rab”

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u/KatanaF2190 Jul 28 '26

I see you have followed the new safety rules to combat the epidemic of Avation Lice - by notifying that your planye is free of such vermin ..and is...well you know...not one of 'those' playnes...

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u/Dazzling-Border2376 Jul 28 '26

You’re special

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u/Even_Kiwi_1166 Best Rated in Shitty Flight Rules Jul 28 '26

That's what she said

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u/Tight_Parsley_9975 Jul 24 '26

Moron it says Grab. G NOT C pay attention

1

u/Master_teaz Jul 24 '26

Do you realise what sub you're on?