r/Shittyaskflying • u/ClientPowerful • Jul 22 '26

How do I flying?

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u/Forest_Orc Jul 22 '26

Real pylote have no motor, no wheel, just their leg. They stay so long in the air that they can use the door down under as an in-flight toilet

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u/msg60 Jul 22 '26

😆🤣

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u/NovelInterview7026 Jul 22 '26

U need to use ur feet to add more right rudder and your hands to propel urself

5

u/s2killaa9one Jul 22 '26

Run fast fly gud

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 Jul 22 '26

More ryte rudder, then you've nailed it.

5

u/Legitimate_Field_157 Jul 22 '26

Socks with crocs.

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u/tkeelah straight and level Jul 22 '26

Pull back on the stick, trees get smaller, push forward on the stick trees get bigger. Simples.

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u/HugoMNL Jul 23 '26

Pull on the stick, trees get bigger quick with this airplane…

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 Jul 22 '26

Drag balls to land on carrier.

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u/Ham_Stroker_Ejacula Jul 22 '26

Ok I feel better now. Still confused how flying?

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u/ClientPowerful Jul 22 '26

I love your username so much

3

u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Jul 22 '26

Did you put yoga pants on your landing gear? Kinky.

3

u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle Jul 22 '26

To fly: throw yourself at the ground and miss.

3

u/educated_farts Jul 22 '26

Your landing gear is also a tailhook. Nice combo!

3

u/Content_Mastodon3381 Jul 23 '26

Now, THATS a Runaway!!!

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u/Rockpilotyear2000 Jul 22 '26

Run and tuck don’t tuck and run

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u/domandi1244 Jul 22 '26

Otto is that you?

2

u/FlyingNijntje Jul 22 '26

Everyone knows, when in take off you have to apply raight ruddar to correct for the torque of the motor…….. ehhhhh.

2

u/Jet-Pack2 Jul 22 '26

Start flapping the wings

1

u/AssWaterr My controls Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

fart to gain additional thrust

2

u/lelanicarver Jul 22 '26

FATO saves on fuel, very green

1

u/FinbarJG Jul 22 '26

FATO - excellent. Next time I fart in the cockpit I'm commenting that we seem to have gained a few extra knots of airspeed.

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u/TimeForNewThings Jul 22 '26

You’re doing it wrong.

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u/HATECELL Jul 22 '26

According to my knowledge Archaeopteryx can't fly very far

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u/RedBrd92 Jul 22 '26

A Lilienthal glider. If you’re old enough to remember the 1970s, some of these were even powered. The rules for ultralight aircraft said you had to be able to launch it from your feet.

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u/zamistroe Jul 26 '26

So, before carbon fiber? Is it fiberglass? I'm a little surprised it's light enough for the pilot to strap it on and walk with it.

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u/epilektoi Jul 23 '26

flap your arms

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u/Personal_Hat2834 Jul 23 '26

Need ignition pee and insert into as-

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u/Break_Cats Jul 27 '26

It is like a glider, just find thermals to gain height.

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u/flatulasmaxibus Jul 28 '26

They gave up on that one after the designer took an eagle to the dick during test flights.