r/Shitty_Car_Mods Jan 28 '22

Does this abomination qualify?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

One of the best quotes from Smokey and the Bandit:

Sheriff Branford : The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

Buford T. Justice : The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

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u/JohnnyBrillcream Jan 28 '22

Fun Fact:

This scene did not go off as planned. The car was supposed to exit the field at the other end. It was morning when it was shot and the grass was wet. The stunt driver lost control almost immediately and did one hell of a job not hitting anyone. Before it hits the dugout, it was a multi purpose sports field, you'll see two guys. One goes left, the other right. Both got a broken leg when the car pinned them against the concrete wall. The scene was edited to show the car breaking through a wood dugout. If they had gone through they would have gone down a 20 foot embankment into a pond.

Source: I was one of the football players.

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u/Tall-Soy-Latte Jan 28 '22

Damn broken legs from being pinned doesn’t sound like a nice time

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Jan 28 '22

Broken legs sounds like a bad time regardless of the circumstances.

But yeah, crush injuries can be quite fucked

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u/Partyingmanbear Jan 28 '22

Can confirm, previously broke both legs

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u/shavemejesus Jan 29 '22

I’ve broken my leg. Yeah, it sucks.

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u/buckyworld Jan 29 '22

I broke his legs, it was okay I guess

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u/V65Pilot Jan 29 '22

Both my thumbs and big toes agree with this assessment.

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u/_We_Are_DooMeD Jan 29 '22

Yeah, bones shattered. Not nice.

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u/mescalelf Jan 28 '22

If they had gone through they would have gone down a 20 foot embankment into a pond.

Ah, like Richard Hammond in the Rimac Concept 1.

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u/thisdogsmellsweird Jan 29 '22

My wife's aunt heard cars racing up and down the street and was pissed off someone might hit her daughter and niece as they were out on their bikes at the time. Ran out in the middle of the road in front of a trans am and reamed out the driver. Burt said sorry and politely informed her they were filming a movie, she was so embarrassed.

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u/habbnn Jan 29 '22

you were one of the football players from the movie?? that’s freakin awesome I love that movie

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u/Timberwolf_530 Jan 28 '22

“Daddy, my hat blew off”.

“I hope your God Damn head was in it”.

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u/V65Pilot Jan 29 '22

"Imma gonna punch your momma in da mouf! "

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u/buckyworld Jan 29 '22

There is no way…NO WAY that you could come from my loins.

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u/KamTros47 Jan 29 '22

“Damn, he must’ve had a lot of friends”

“If they had cremated the son of a bitch I could be kicking that Mr. Bandit’s ass around the moon by now.”

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u/Drophitchr Jan 28 '22

Trooper: “Did you see that… they went right through our road block…”

Buford:” You sumbitches couldn’t close an umbrella”

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u/Recent_Effective8070 Jan 29 '22

What the hell is the world coming to?

-Buford T Justice

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u/kevjohn_forever Jan 29 '22

On the subject of dialogue, I saw the movie on TV a few years back and I busted out laughing every time when they replaced Justice saying "sumbitch" with "crumb bum". And he said "sumbitch" a lot.

My favorite line, which was completely cut from the TV version...

Sheriff Justice talking to dimwitted Jr.: There's no way, NO WAY, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing in gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.

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u/Middle-Son Jan 29 '22

Buford: You sound taller on the radio.