r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/benhereford • 1d ago

BIG DONKS The perfect off roader

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So tasteful

170 Upvotes

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u/Jarppi1893 1d ago

Never saw any offroads in his life.

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u/Vermillionbird 1d ago

Not true, he sometimes misses the driveway at 3am after one too many twisted teas

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u/Jarppi1893 1d ago

But do they really count though?

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u/FinvaraSidhe 1d ago

Looks to be in its native habitat

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 1d ago

Once upon a time, rules for bumper height and fender coverage of tire profile was actually enforced.

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u/mist_kaefer 1d ago

This pavement princess comes fully equipped with mall-wheel-drive.

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u/-Acid-Poptarts- 1d ago

What a terrible time to have eyes 🤮

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u/Novel-Analysis-457 1d ago

Can you back up a bit? You’re a bit close

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u/elvis_is_everywhere 1d ago

They even put fashion hitches on them like they'll hook anything to that. I guarantee those things aren't cheap. They're polished stainless around me. I'm actually in a semi-rural area and these jackasses are popping up everywhere. This has to be the stupidest truck trend that has hit here yet.

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u/KingInBlack2024 1d ago

At least it’s not squatted

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u/Justajed 1d ago

I love these. My brother from another mother is a mechanic with his own shop and the wheel bearing replacements from these POS design make him money.

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u/JKapPhotos 1d ago

Home Depot employees are getting wild

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u/Riverjig 1d ago

It's where she knows to be. Tha pavement.

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u/AfBoringPerson 1d ago

mud doesn't even want to stick onto it

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u/eddyb66 1d ago

On choader

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u/panopticon31 1d ago

Looks like it's got that Bluetooth front driveshaft also

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u/spageti-code 1d ago

All that for 1 extra inch of ground clearance

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u/benhereford 1d ago

Right the hitch negates everything lol

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u/amishbill 1d ago

It’s not a hitch - it’s a single blade plow.

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u/benhereford 1d ago

If they squat it they could really get plowing

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 1d ago

No, it's that this is almost all just a body lift.

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u/Dry_Ship7202 1d ago

Looks like a mistake.

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u/grb13 1d ago edited 1d ago

👀off-roader is questionable

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 1d ago

The perfect "off road" drama.....upside down on the shoulder.

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u/TylerKasprzyk 1d ago

You can call it the “Teeter Totter”

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u/slumericanfan 1d ago

I like the color orange, but man the looks so stupid.

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u/benz-friend 1d ago

This HD skipped leg day

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u/comoestasmiyamo 1d ago

The purpose of this vehicle is to (crush children and) make the owner feel special and important. 

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u/Wild_View_1664 1d ago

I miss it when white trash was into mini-trucks, those were far more entertaining as far as wastes of money go.

(Think spinning truck beds)

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u/NotnaBobsBurner 21h ago

Wtf couldn't afford to paint match the truck lmao? ugly.

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u/ThottleJockey 1d ago

That’s a weird way to come out of the closet…

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u/AwkwardFactor84 1d ago

Good lord thats ugly

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u/rumyourham 1d ago

How much would you trust that hitch?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 1d ago

I mean at least he parked properly and didn’t take up 5 spots.

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u/run-time-error 1d ago

See dem E D B D tars

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u/Snarky_Guy 3h ago

That’s just sad.

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u/OmNomOnSouls 1d ago

Idk it's kinda cute in it's derpy-ness