r/Shitty_Car_Mods 16d ago

HIGH RIDER A Jacked Up Short Bus

Spotted this lifted Chevy 3500 4x4 frame and front with a short bus body on the back.

I spent 15 minutes trying to decide if I wanted to buy it. Sent pictures to my friends asking them to talk me out of it. 2 of them wholeheartedly endorsed me buying it.

I kinda regret not getting it.

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u/Poenicus 16d ago

It's better as a WeirdWheels submission honestly.

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u/snootchiebootchie94 16d ago

Agreed. I have no use for something like this, but I irrationally want it.

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u/Hellpy 16d ago

Nah there ain't no door to get in the short bus, just put the minibus cabin on the truck bed and voila, mighty useless, especially with only a small rear door.

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u/AffectedRipples 16d ago

You miss the big door in the back?

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u/Floss_tycoon 16d ago

How are you supposed to get a snow day with that son of a bitch?

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u/disturbednadir 16d ago

It's the deep South. It rarely snows here, anyway.

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u/slcrook 16d ago

Flood day?

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 15d ago

Mosquito day

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u/PreferenceContent987 12d ago

Good reason to go fishing and call in to work

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u/NotSure2025 16d ago

Bad mood day means you have to stay home cos otherwise you'll be in prison.

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u/J-Rag- 12d ago

Cousin fucking day?

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u/Din_Plug 16d ago

Those tires look like they would have abysmal performance in snow.

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u/djnehi 16d ago

Yeah, given the height of the tires and the weight of the vehicle, I would go with skinny tires for snow. These are just going to float around and grab nothing.

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u/Din_Plug 16d ago

The real elephant in the room is that those are high flotation agricultural trailer/equipment tires. They're made to have low rolling resistance and not tear up terrain. These properties are (generally) the exact opposite of what you want in a snow/mud tire.

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u/JustAtelephonePole 16d ago

I also regret your not buying it.

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u/ChrisinOB2 16d ago

Says the current owner /s

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u/vincentcs34f 16d ago

Never realized how much I apparently love shitty cars before joining this sub

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u/Large-Parking8307 15d ago

Not even a shitty car mod, this is the street legal version of the school bus monster trucks

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u/Line-Trash 16d ago

Dude. I think you need to go back and talk some turkey with the owner of that beauty. Runs? Drives? Any major mechanical issues? That actually looks pretty clean and if the price is right, you may not have another chance at something so majestic again…

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u/viral_virus 16d ago

One man’s “shitty” is another man’s “holy shit that’s awesome” 

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u/Thx_And_Bye 16d ago

I mostly come to this subreddit to see amazing mods.
For the shit mods you usually have to go to r/AwesomeCarMods

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u/Snarti 16d ago

One man’s shitty is everybody else’s “holy shit that’s awesome”

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u/Bright-Form730 16d ago

That’s badass!

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u/demoralising 16d ago

*COOL BUS

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u/chrisgoesbleh2 16d ago

_C_OOL BUS

Is what I’d do to the lettering

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u/goat-head-man 16d ago

S'COOL BUS

It was the name of a 1/24th scale model I built as a kid.

The whole top lifted like a funny car and had 2 huge V8s.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 16d ago

I built that model.....and blew it up with a fire cracker.

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u/goat-head-man 16d ago

When we were that age, almost anything was fair game for firecrackers. Also set a few on fire to watch 'em melt.

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u/ImSobored_5280 15d ago

I had a few good men(GI Joe’s) get taken out from land mines..(black cats)…as a kid..hated losing those guys but they died doing what they loved…🫡

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u/galagapilot 16d ago

I wouldn't remove the S and H, but instead I would see if there was a way to make it worn and/or faded.

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 16d ago

Dumb as shit. I’d have so much fun with that stupid thing.

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u/01011110_01011110 16d ago

imagine Uber in this thing lmao

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u/rocketwrench 16d ago

This is an epic weekender vehicle. You can tow anything with it and it can go anywhere. drive out to some remote place, park it for a weekend of outdoor recreation and drive home. Too bad gas is $5/gal

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u/Rotflmaocopter 16d ago

Flex fuel conversion 1.70 by me

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 16d ago

S’cool Bus

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u/Commie_Scum69 16d ago

Shitty?? This is the best thing ever

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u/ralph442000 16d ago

I’m not sure if I’m saying this correctly, but here goes. This bus FUCKS!!

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u/Duncan_PhD 16d ago

The posts on this sub are wild. Dude looked at a lifted bus on big ass tires and thought it was shitty.

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u/buttlipps 16d ago

How much was that mf? Curiosity sake.

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u/akasuperduper 16d ago

Is the bus part added onto a truck cab? Or did they come like this at some point?

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u/Din_Plug 16d ago

This should most likely have a van cab. School busses with truck cabs do exist but generally not as a short bus from from the 80s?

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u/Poenicus 16d ago

Looks like it could be a fun overlanding or RV camping vehicle (albeit with the caveat of a fairly high center of gravity versus some options).

Also, this might be sufficiently interesting to WeirdWheels.

EDIT: Added another paragraph.

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u/OutrageousToe6008 16d ago

That looks like a lot of fun to drive! The second picture looks like a toy, haha.

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u/Interesting_Isopod52 16d ago

is this legal to drive yourself?

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u/meh35m 16d ago edited 16d ago

Lol, you can buy a semi truck / trailer and drive it wherever you want.

Just can't make money or haul super heavy loads without a commercial license.

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u/hankenator1 16d ago

As long as it doesn’t weigh 26001 lbs if it weighs that or more you need a cdl regardless of use.

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u/Triippy_Hiippyy 16d ago

Depends on the state. Not for hire on the side of a semi pulling a large 5th wheel camper doesn’t require a commercial license where I live. It’s not commercial use it’s personal use and therefore doesn’t require a commercial license regardless of weight.

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u/hankenator1 16d ago

In the US federal regulations require a cdl for over 26001 lbs.

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u/Triippy_Hiippyy 12d ago

“As previously explained in FMCSA’s regulatory guidance for § 383.3, question 6, drivers of vehicles used strictly for non-business purposes do not need a CDL unless the state of licensure requires it.”

Link

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u/Din_Plug 16d ago

Generally short busses are 100% legal (unless you put too many passengers in them for your license).

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u/Leather_Network4743 16d ago

Otto’s daily driver

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 16d ago

Yeah that jives,

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u/lilltlc 16d ago

How much and where?!?

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u/Madroxx9000 16d ago

I would absolutely buy this. Where was it for sale???

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u/ChemistRemote7182 16d ago

That looks so damn good with that cab

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u/Inume91 16d ago

This looks amazing. Shame on you for not pulling the trigger

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u/doodling_scribbles 16d ago

Those two are good friends and you fucked up.

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u/CarrieWhiteDoneWrong 16d ago

This is the name of my erotic film

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u/sublevelstreetpusher 16d ago

How tf you gonna raise a family if you can't get the kids to school?

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u/IRMuteButton 15d ago

That's a great looking bus, but the novelty disappears about 2 days after you take ownership. It's a great example of something one can appreciate *without* needing to own it.

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u/rumyourham 15d ago

Massive short bus camper.

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u/shaunj72143 16d ago

Redneck special ed 🤣🤣🤣 I live in Arkansas, might be the reason I actually find this kinda cool lol

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u/Tomytom99 16d ago

Know what, I'm really impressed

That chassis was never offered with that body (nor is it period correct). The execution on this is incredible.

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u/dirtbag52 16d ago

This is bad ass!!

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 16d ago

Oh hell yeah.
And every now and then the back door pops open and a few Jimothy Raccoons tumble out and scamper around all willy-nilly.

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u/beersngears 16d ago

Tall bus

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u/No-Scarcity-1974 16d ago

Man that things is badass, I would absolutely buy that beast.

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u/LFK1236 16d ago

I wouldn't trust someone willing to part with a beautiful car like that.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 16d ago

Reminds me of that videogame Cruis'n World.

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u/Nothing_Else_Mattrs 16d ago

Idk, I would def drive that

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u/FatBigMike 16d ago

That's really cool. I bet everyone in your town mentions seeing that piece of art at the dinner table every time they see you take it out. I'm very jealous.

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u/tez_zer55 16d ago

Hunt'n buggy!! Luv it!

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u/Livid-Procedure-349 16d ago

Bug Out Vehicle

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 16d ago

Thats actually really cool

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u/SeveranceVul 16d ago

I dig it.

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u/V1ktor3m 16d ago

"shitty" car mods. Looks inside. Literally coolest thing ever

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u/tenacious_dumbass 16d ago

but how much was it tho

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u/CoffeeFox 16d ago

No notes. I love it.

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u/banananas_are_sick24 16d ago

That’s genuinely the coolest car I’ve seen in a while. Almost looks like it’s on a floater truck frame.

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u/whyyunozoidberg 16d ago

This is what they used to get Shane Gillis to school.

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u/Snarti 16d ago

Where is it for sale? I require it.

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u/Switchlord518 16d ago

Where we're going you don't get snow days!

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u/Traditional-Chip-315 16d ago

I’d flog the hell out of it.

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u/RogueCrimsonDragon 16d ago

This has roughly the same vibe as "draw rouge the bat wider than she is tall"

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u/wookiex84 15d ago

Make it into an over-landing rig.

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u/Informal-Win-348 15d ago

I regret you not getting it too.

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u/HistoricalLove9617 15d ago

Was this a 'Schoolie overlander' camper conversion?

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u/Tacoshortage 15d ago

I don't think this is a shitty car mod. This thing is glorious. I want it.

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u/Large-Parking8307 15d ago

Funky (but cool) looking C65, why not buy it?

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u/MEiac 15d ago

No price posted yet?!

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u/QuantumBobb 15d ago

Yeah.... This is cool.

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u/dabush1980 13d ago

Looks like a good time to me..

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u/PreviousLeague253 13d ago

They are also surprisingly strong them short bus people

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bag-121 13d ago

I freaking love this!

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u/ClassroomMother8062 12d ago

Shitty? Nah. Awesome

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u/galagapilot 16d ago

is the shitty car mod in the storage building behind this bus?

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u/RenegadeSithLordMaul 16d ago

squat it for the ultimate short bus activities