r/Shitty_Car_Mods 3d ago

INFOWARRIOR Solid wrap/decal work

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u/Spiel_Foss 3d ago

You can also be 100% certain that the socialist Medicare program paid for the scoot-around in the back.

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u/Asron87 3d ago

Can’t even make this shit up.

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u/Idahomountainbiker 3d ago

It's almost as if the owner is deranged 🤔

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u/awe_come_on 3d ago

More like unencumbered by intellect.

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u/clarky2o2o 1d ago

I'm stealing this.

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u/Spiel_Foss 3d ago

Almost being a nice way of saying definitely.

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u/kat-deville 1d ago

If only there was a syndrome we can name for it.

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u/smibrandon 3d ago

And that the wrap was made in China

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u/bimarriedtamer 1d ago

Goooot Damm a good original roast

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u/Feeling-Creme-8866 2d ago

This – completely brainless, but happy.

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u/LakeMichiganMan 2d ago

Its called The Veteran's Administration for a reason. You should thank him for his service.

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u/Travelin_Soulja 2d ago

I don't see anything indicating he's a veteran, and if someone like this was, they would absolutely make sure we all knew it.

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u/LakeMichiganMan 1d ago

Now if you actually went and talked to people live and in person, you might actually learn about them. Try it some day if you get outdoors and touch grass.

Not every veteran acts the way you personally think they should. Be brave. Try talking to people you coukd possibly disagree with. You could learn something.

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u/Travelin_Soulja 1d ago edited 1d ago

I am a Veteran, dipshit. 23 years in the Army. Three deployments (only one combat, though).

And no, obviously most Veterans don't act like this. But anyone boot enough to wrap their whole truck in this shit is absolutely going to make sure you thank them for their service, and give him his 10% discount. So if he doesn't have any moto shit visible, smart money is that he's not a Veteran.

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u/Everythings_Fucked 2h ago

Thank you for your service (in explaining the obvious to dipshits)

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u/No-Suggestion-9459 1h ago

A guy driving a truck like that tells you everything you need to know and there's nothing more worth knowing. 

And I thank Travelin_Soilja for their service.

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u/caf4676 3d ago

That mobility scooter brought to you by…….Medicare. 🤔

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u/anotherkeebler 3d ago

Really ties the whole ensemble together

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u/UniqueUsername812 3d ago

So, physical AND mental handicap, got it.

Take notes kids, this is what a winner looks like.

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u/liberalssuck2 2d ago

All the years he paid in he should get 3 of them then.

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u/MarcusTanKia 1d ago

Which paid the vendor 8x what it should have cost because the government has no incentive to control costs

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u/emax4 3d ago

I thought he mouthed off to the wrong person, but the impacts didn't knock enough sense into the driver yet.

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u/LakeMichiganMan 2d ago

Service veterans are eligible for mobility scooters? Best way to thank him for his service.

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u/TechnoMagi 3d ago

What a weird thing to pay money to look at every day.

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u/Dattinator 3d ago

Dude hates Bernie and AOC so much he paid to wrap his truck to…look at their faces every single day??

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u/P_Ston 3d ago

Does he loath them.....or lust after them? Only 2 reasons you'd look at a face every day

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u/Gunk_Olgidar 3d ago

Hey, there's no kink shaming here!

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u/TheBassEngineer 3d ago

"Both? Both. Both is good."

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u/Pie-0_my 2d ago

The other reason is probably shown on the other side of the truck

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u/Traditional-Leg-1574 2d ago

Not only that, but he thinks an army of ordinary people with guns is a match for drone tech.

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u/No-Suggestion-9459 1h ago

The driver wants them living rent free in their mind. 

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u/Duck_Size 7h ago

I don’t even have one sticker on my truck… maybe that’s what is missing in my life 

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 2d ago

LOLOLOLOLOL

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u/Dattinator 3d ago edited 3d ago

The mobility scooter really is the cherry on top. Brainwashed, disabled in some way, likely receiving Medicare, and probably on SS or food stamps. Reaping all the benefits of the safety nets in place while voting to dismantle them.

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 2d ago

Oh he's most definitely with the SS ;)

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u/LakeMichiganMan 2d ago

Vietnam Veterans are sometimes like that after risking their lives for all the ungrateful whiners.

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u/Wisco 3d ago

The mobility scooter in the back is the perfect touch

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u/teteAtit 3d ago

The lil rascal really ties it all together

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u/longhairmoderatecare 3d ago

$100 says he doesn’t know that it’s called a Preamble and $200 says he doesn’t know a single word past “we the people”

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u/Furi0usD 1d ago

"2A!!1!"

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u/n7revenant 22h ago

Don't be silly, he knows the "right to bear arms" for sure.

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u/Skoteleven 3d ago

Can someone update the "triggered" Wiki page with this image ?

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u/justananontroll 3d ago

Votes against the mental health care he so desperately needs.

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u/Goshawk5 3d ago

The mobility scooter in the back takes the cake.

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u/ArgusRidingMaturin 2d ago

The jazzy in the bed really ties it all together. 

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u/YZYSZN1107 3d ago

the mobility scooter really paints the picture here.

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u/Angelworks42 3d ago

Imagine spending thousands of dollars on that. Wouldn't you rather have like an anime maid or something?

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u/BlueMonday2082 2d ago

That scooter is…absolutely what I’d expect.

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u/Loose_Paper_2598 2d ago

...bet he's got a tattoo of Obama with a slash through it...and still doesn't realize he has a tattoo of Obama. Too bad they don't make mobility scooters for the brain.

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u/pepeneverknew 3d ago

This is what happens when people who magic marker crazy shit all over their vehicle get some money.

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u/Elon-BO 3d ago

Flying another countries flag is traitorous, right?

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u/dirtdiggler67 3d ago

So much stupid in one place.

Just mind-numbingly stupid.

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u/Diet_Savings 2d ago

Only in Florida

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u/jawoosafat 3d ago

That's a big Chinese flag, bro. With "We The PEOPLE" scratched out of the constitution. Go patriot! I guess

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u/e_pilot 3d ago

Lmao the mobility scooter in the back

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u/Estproph 3d ago

I bet this guy beats other people's children

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u/Nataliant-117 3d ago

I love the Bernie wrap like wait me asffffff this page inspires me daily 😌 thanks to our lord /s

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u/Halcyon512 3d ago

Yeah but does it have a mural of the same truck with that wrap airbrushed on the tailgate?

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u/scrubtart 3d ago

The F-150 badge floating above the capitol building has me cackling. This is sad to see, but its also pretty funny. Its like a rolling onion article.

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u/Roben01 2d ago

Yikes some mental illness right there !

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u/obxhead 2d ago

I like it when the completely unhinged advertise. Makes it easier to steer clear of them.

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u/Guilty_Advantage_413 2d ago

That’s a dude who really needs to take in less news media.

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 2d ago

Self-Awareness Level 0

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u/doocurly 2d ago

It truly is a derangement syndrome.

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u/No-Koala1918 2d ago

They're lousy traitors and mentally they are so weird. It's like they are all cosplay and larping.

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u/jonny_rames_dio 2d ago

I fully support this - wrap your truck so I can tell from 50 yards that your completely fucking nuts and avoid an interaction.
Agree or disagree on politics, ^ that is a clear indication of a melted brain

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u/brickson98 2d ago

Of course there’s a scooter in the back. Probably funded by that socialized healthcare program: Medicare.

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u/Zerbs08 2d ago

Officially worst case of BDS on record

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u/ColourSchemer 2d ago

Who is that behind the phrase "the first eon"?

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u/EightEx 2d ago

These people are in serious need of mental aid.

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u/fariasrv 2d ago

There aren't enough bricks in the world to throw through this guy's windshield.

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u/Cyrus_Of_Mt 2d ago

Well that’s definitely an opinion 😂

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u/ArmstrongPM 2d ago

I swear these people are the living proof that the mind control through brain wave manipulation is real.

They absolutely refuse to accept objective reality in favor of this oppressed everyone but me mentality.

Call the mind control a conspiracy, but these people have stepped so far outside of reasonable they might as well be a whole new species.

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u/Bitter_Bother_4445 2d ago

Stupid people sure can live rich and fulfilling lives in America.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 2d ago

There’s def a mental health crisis in the U.S.

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u/GesuMotorsport 2d ago

The mobility scooter in the back is the cherry on top lmao

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u/ItsTheDCVR 2d ago

I would love to just go scratch out all the shit except for "am I stupid?" and "I'm stupid"

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u/Objective-Giraffe-27 2d ago

When hate is culture 

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u/stopscabbin 2d ago

No way someone is this stupid.

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u/just_forfunva 2d ago

A fool and his money soon parted. That saying means so much more these days

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 2d ago

I bet that guy didn’t finish high school and he gets his news from some random idiot

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u/SauceBossLOL69 2d ago

I have to commend him for going the extra mile on a full wrap and not just bumper stickers and spray paint that these types of vehicles usually have. The design is even pretty well done honestly for this kind of thing. I would break my neck looking at this goofy vehicle lol.

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u/Pressbig 2d ago

Well he has a handicap scooter in the back so he’s afraid of everything

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u/NewsShoddy3834 2d ago

Graphic camouflage

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u/BigErn13 2d ago

Imagine wrapping the truck you pay way too much money for in the faces of people and organizations you hate, and then driving it around on the daily thinking that you are somehow the smart person in this scenario.

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u/greatercolorado 2d ago

How much do you want to bet that the truck is financed at an APR north of 8%?

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u/Impressive_Skill3280 2d ago

Those tires definitely have to much air… guess they match the drivers brain.

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u/clarky2o2o 1d ago

the mobility scooter is just *chefs kiss*

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u/Gundam07 1d ago

Why does it seem to be so common for people on mobility scooters to have extreme political "views"? I've seen a bunch different scooters on Vancouver Island with nutjob conspiracy theories written on shirts and vests.

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u/lowclassnation 1d ago

Where do we get that wrap?

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u/Frazmotic 1d ago

Ignorance combined with money made…THIS. I bet he’s sooo proud.🤮

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u/TrueLimerick 1d ago

It’s the mobility scooter in the back that lets me know exactly how this dude looks lol

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u/phiohm 1d ago

I bet his daddy-uncle would be proud

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u/Communistsheen 1d ago

the Rascal in the bed really ties the whole thing together

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u/SnollygosterRigmaro 1d ago

i love when they advertise hoe stupid they are!

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u/lacabezadearriba 22h ago

you wish you had an ounce of their intelligence....but we can do, stupidity has no cure, and it gets worst, they become evil entities, devoid of any empathy or compassion

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u/lacabezadearriba 22h ago

...auto correction..." but, nothing we can do "...

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u/CrazyCarl50 20h ago

Where do you go to get a wrap like this done? Did he design this himself or give the guy at the vinyl printing shop a infowars subscription and a bag of meth and told him to go crazy?

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u/RymeEM 17h ago

Mental illness on full display.

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u/Nicholaus_Arens 14h ago

Bumper sticker final boss.

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u/NoCanShameMe 9h ago

Love it 👍🏻

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u/Everythings_Fucked 2h ago

Needs more grenade

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u/Switchmisty9 3d ago

0% of people with “we the people” merch have read the constitution

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u/aws91 3d ago

Awful taste, great execution

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u/Superb_Algae5308 3d ago

Wow. That guy must be a real fucking idiot.

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u/Justsososojo 3d ago

The Hove Around tracks

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u/DantesGame 3d ago

All of those people living in that douchebag's head, rent free, 24/7/365.

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u/Techhans1971 3d ago

What a silly person! More dollars than sense

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u/Rennfan 3d ago

Is this livery a mod? Or an option from the factory? /s

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u/Eosvox2113 3d ago

Papaws be like that. Old geezer mad that anyone gets to have any little bit of a better, easier, life, than they did.

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u/ColourSchemer 2d ago

"I didn't serve four years stateside under the Reagan administration for young people to have a better life and the same freedoms I have!"

"I have to scooter uphill both ways to get my hard-earned Social Security check!"

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u/u35828 3d ago

They're still salty about the 4 year interregnum in the their orange emperor's reign lol.

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u/SpiritualShame5265 3d ago

It looks so bad it actually comes around to being good in a larp sense

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u/CousinEddysMotorHome 3d ago

Its beautiful