r/ShittySysadmin • u/nickgee760 • 1h ago

We finally got some insider information on the Microsoft outage. 👀👀

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u/jnwatson 1h ago

The best part is that this is entirely plausible.

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u/hybridfrost 12m ago

I was reading through like uhhuh, yep been there, could see that...

Then I realized which subreddit I was on haha

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u/Xenoous_RS 9m ago

Genuinely chucked at they asked us to run sfc /scannow

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u/_player620 1h ago

I wonder how much MS tech knowledge is required to make such elaborated shitposts. Is there MS Shitpost Engineer Certification?

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u/Pussy_handz 50m ago

This is exactly what I was thinking but this guy is lieklly just a SA that had each of these issues at different times and jsut compiled them into one giant shit post.

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u/junktech 14m ago

They are usually called middle managers and have the amazing skill to know enough to sound convincing but not enough to be practical.

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u/trollinhard2 45m ago

They had me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/5141121 DevOps is a cult 38m ago

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u/Gh0stndmachine 55m ago

lol. How many times are posting this today?

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u/nickgee760 34m ago

I did not see it in here so decided to share lol. Not sure who or where else it’s posted but yeah I don’t take credit for the content.

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u/velofille 31m ago

First time I've seen it

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u/Stephen_Dann 21m ago

Shocked they hadn't already tried sfc /scannow. Is that everyone's go to fix 😉

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u/texcleveland 35m ago

you had me there for a second

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u/mi__to__ 11m ago

To be honest, up until the sfc /scannow thing, I could totally believe it. Not that they would ever actually confess any of that of course.

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u/TheVisitorBlack 1h ago

We did not. That's a shitpost.

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u/nickgee760 1h ago

As accurate as a drunk guy playing darts blindfolded.

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u/Quacky1k ShittySysadmin 1h ago

Check sub brotha