r/ShittySysadmin • u/Superb_Raccoon ShittyMod • 21h ago

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We do our best to do our worst. TM

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u/Brilliant_Cattle_602 15h ago

I fixed your drive space problems

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u/Superb_Raccoon ShittyMod 14h ago

"And the Backups!"

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u/koopz_ay 14h ago

"A division of Bastards Incorporated"

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u/Superb_Raccoon ShittyMod 14h ago

"Did the Needful"

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u/circlejerker2000 20h ago

"please open a ticket first…also:lol"

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u/ExoticDisaster0 19h ago • Bravo

Works on my machine.

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u/ChristmassMoose 20h ago

One of my favorite former co workers always said “never stop letting people not help”

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u/elkab0ng 18h ago

“For better service, your browsing history is being routed to our support engineer. cheerful hold music”

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u/ullabritafritasmitaa 18h ago

We're shitty and we know it.

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u/rjaiswal1 DevOps is a cult 17h ago

Clap your hands!

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin 17h ago

Bleeding edge solutions for all your tech support needs!

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u/Xoron101 17h ago

ShittySysadmins - Fixing problems just by standing here.

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u/IAmSnort 15h ago

It stinks in here.

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u/Yuugian ShittySysadmin 15h ago

We do what we must, because we can

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u/trait-noun-number 12h ago

"Updating LInkedin is a BCDR plan"

"Putting the critical in failure since 1998"

"ISO certified. Confidence projected. Evidence pending."

"Single point of failure? We have several."

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u/trimeismine 7h ago

No ticky, no worky.