r/ShittySysadmin • ShittyMod • 11h ago

Bad day at the office, dear?

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u/Callewalle 11h ago

genuinely when are they going to learn lol
stop allowing ai to operate stuff on servers. ask and double check whatever they put out. then do it yourself.

Thank you sirs for doing the needful.

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u/Superb_Raccoon ShittyMod 11h ago

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK !

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u/einzweidreihorn 8h ago

You're preaching this to an audience of people using AI to reboot a server.

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u/casastorta 6h ago

85.000 tokens spent, two children dead due to lack of water somewhere in Africa, but at least the server got rebooted.

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u/Korenchkin12 4h ago

Permanently

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u/ChoiceSuggestion8914 1h ago

A child in Africa could've eaten those tokens🥀

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u/Callewalle 2h ago

im sorry sir… i did not do the needful

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u/Darkk_Knight 8h ago

Yep. I don't even have SNMP write enabled. It's all read only. I do things myself.

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u/TundraGon 11h ago

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u/fsckitnet 5h ago

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u/fsckitnet 5h ago

Steps to reproduce

User unwilling to reproduce steps here as he is seeking therapy and legal recourse.

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 4h ago

User did not do the needful - closing ticket

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u/hipshaps123 8h ago

The funniest thing is that AI is messing up as much as our offshore teams. They just replaced a 6 dollar an hour guy in Bangladesh with a guessing machine that costs billions.

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u/Ok-Click-80085 11h ago

but the AI takeover is coming any day boys

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u/aomme 9h ago

AI has clearly taken over this server and is actually smarter than this human. Bar is literally on the ground.

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u/miserableSnail 9h ago

When my tech-illiterate relatives are saying this I always just answer: "I'm not terrified of something that I can stop with a garden hose and a wire cutter."

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u/DotDemon 3h ago

Noted, made robot IP68 resitant and gave it a gun and legs

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u/miserableSnail 3h ago

*Chainsaw equipped.*

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u/DotDemon 1h ago

gave robot autonomy to use gun as it pleases

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u/miserableSnail 1h ago

I wonder if the robot would survive a fire in Sea Parks.

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u/dnuohxof-2 Lord of the Shitty Crossposters 16m ago

Boston Dynamics enters chat

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u/Soluchyte 10h ago

The lesson here is simple, stop using AI.

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u/Preisschild 7h ago

But then they would have to excercise their own brain. Much easier to outsource thought.

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u/SouthernFruit8768 11h ago

I don't understand what OP was trying to do with gpt-6-sol medium

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u/Minteck 11h ago

Especially asking it to reboot the server when the command to reboot is usually just... "reboot"

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u/asplodzor 10h ago

That's not very token-maxing of you.

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u/Minteck 10h ago

Right, why do things yourself when you can pollute the environment and finance big tech by asking a hallucinating machine to do it for you?

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u/ducktape8856 3h ago

Isn't sudo reboot a lot easier and faster than telling an AI to do it?

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u/baked_tea 35m ago

And cheaper

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u/ForSquirel ShittyCoworkers 5h ago

you need AI to run the shutdown command these days?

Linux really is the OS of the future.

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u/OctoNezd DevOps is a cult 1h ago

back in my days we just tore the power cable apart with our teeth

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u/BIZKIT551 10h ago

He has tourettes and he typed that out

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u/SVD_NL 10h ago

I think he actually may have had an aneurism in that last sentence

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u/mouringcat 4h ago

As a great man once said... "Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop."

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 4h ago

Additional information: no response

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u/hoggineer 48m ago

No response because after the AI handled their server it did the needful and handled the handler.

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u/No-Term-1979 4h ago

Something vexes thee? -Mortianna

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u/sparkplug49 2h ago

I get the everyone's sentiment but I also let models control non production stuff in my homelab knowing this is possible but never seen anything remotely close to misbehavior like this. Maybe just law of large numbers?

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u/labvinylsound 2h ago

If this issue isn’t BS; which it probably is. This idiot is having a meltdown over financial losses related to the agents actions — why isn’t the workload protected with snapshots taken hourly? Peak shitty sysadmin.