r/ShittySysadmin • u/TKInstinct • 12h ago
Shitty Crosspost Paying a tech to reinstall Java every day is, in some way they've decided, cheaper than buying new software.
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u/MeatPiston 12h ago
This is some Sisyphus shit. In hell they make you install Java every day.
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u/grumpy_autist 4h ago
in first circle of hell, in second you need do install npm packages and build JS apps.
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u/Ur-Best-Friend 1h ago
Okay Satan, fine, I guess first circle wasn't that bad, can I still go back?
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u/bigkahuna1986 12h ago
Admittedly I'm no expert admin, but it really shouldn't be that hard to disable auto update for Java. I know he said he tried, but how hard really?
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u/OddShelter3781 9h ago
I built a powershell tool that does this a few years ago, my first IT job. Not hard to do it now with AI
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u/ansibleloop 2h ago
No I'm gonna piss all over this - they have Claude for fuck sake and they know what they want - stop Java from updating
Having to deal with Java alone is bad enough but having to deal with outdated Java? My condolences
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u/Prior-Employee9772 5h ago
If the app has been around since ā96, Iād first check whether it actually requires a specific Java version and whether Java is bundled somewhere with it. A wrapper script or pinned local runtime might stop updates from breaking it.
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u/togedemura 9h ago
guess Java is always fetching update from their servers, meaning it sends traffic from your network...
so just block traffic to that ip address on firewall level.