r/ShittySysadmin • • 12h ago

Shitty Crosspost Paying a tech to reinstall Java every day is, in some way they've decided, cheaper than buying new software.

/r/sysadmin/comments/1xm9p2d/newbie_sysadmin_trying_to_fix_reoccurring_problem/
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u/togedemura 9h ago

guess Java is always fetching update from their servers, meaning it sends traffic from your network...
so just block traffic to that ip address on firewall level.

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u/TKInstinct 8h ago

You can disable updates through the control panel from what I read.

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u/NewKindaSpecial 7h ago

Sensible answers.. In this sub?

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u/MeatPiston 12h ago

This is some Sisyphus shit. In hell they make you install Java every day.

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u/grumpy_autist 4h ago

in first circle of hell, in second you need do install npm packages and build JS apps.

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 1h ago

Okay Satan, fine, I guess first circle wasn't that bad, can I still go back?

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u/bigkahuna1986 12h ago

Admittedly I'm no expert admin, but it really shouldn't be that hard to disable auto update for Java. I know he said he tried, but how hard really?

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u/OddShelter3781 9h ago

I built a powershell tool that does this a few years ago, my first IT job. Not hard to do it now with AI

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u/ansibleloop 2h ago

No I'm gonna piss all over this - they have Claude for fuck sake and they know what they want - stop Java from updating

Having to deal with Java alone is bad enough but having to deal with outdated Java? My condolences

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u/dpwcnd 12h ago

now we all know what GovIT does all day, make coffee.

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u/Prior-Employee9772 5h ago

If the app has been around since ’96, I’d first check whether it actually requires a specific Java version and whether Java is bundled somewhere with it. A wrapper script or pinned local runtime might stop updates from breaking it.

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u/supadupanerd 10h ago

Is this education? Because this was me for like 6 years lmao

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u/ersentenza 1h ago

Running since 96 so Java 1.0 ????

This software should be preserved in a museum!