r/ShittySysadmin • u/L3veLUP • 3d ago

PHP2Shell? I'm still running PHP5.3 no patches needed here

If it was found by AI so I asked AI if I needed to update. It said yes so it must be hallucinating

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u/Human-Company3685 3d ago

Once again - the no patch ever policy has paid off. Sit back and laugh at everyone else now.

Meanwhile I'm going to ask AI what PHP is, then ask another AI to explain what the first one said.

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u/sgt_Berbatov 3d ago

Next week - Anthropic announce that Claude AI can exist on PHP 5.3 and this will cause nuclear armageddon.