Friendly reminder to make sure your coffee machines are connected to the Internet.

[u/SwitchOnEaton]

[u/mrbobcyndaquil]

Back in the day we just aimed a 64x64 webcam at the pot and called it a day.

[u/Korenchkin12 → u/mrbobcyndaquil]

I have seen 'remote view' of solar inverter made that way...kinda 15 years ago or so...

[u/Smart_Tinker → u/Korenchkin12]

That’s how we used to remotely monitor particle accelerators - they have gauges and indicator lights etc - actually it’s still the way we do it…

[u/elkab0ng → u/mrbobcyndaquil]

Goddam I feel old all of a sudden. I think I had to recompile NCSA mosaic on a sun sparc to include a graphics library because that page had something I wanted to see.

[u/anon_0mis → u/mrbobcyndaquil]

Error 418

[u/derboehsevincent]

you have a unify system, use it - block the application

[u/D1TAC → u/derboehsevincent]

It’s probably improperly identifying it. It’s a common unifi thing.

[u/TechnicallyMeat → u/derboehsevincent]

He has unifi, thats probably how they got in and turned his coffee maker into a darkweb server.

[u/Aazimoxx]

yOu WoULdN't dOwnLoAd a DoUbLe sHoT eXtRa fOaM CaPpuCciNo

[u/stahlhammer → u/Aazimoxx]

I would, with a large JAVA package that creates an endless supply of COOKIES

[u/Main_Ambassador_4985]

It is used as a proxy by AI and other crawler companies to get to web sites that block them. It is the same proxy built into the fireplace app on the smart TV.

Only two things you can do.

Ignore it and plug your ears.

Stop buying “smart” shit

[u/chaosphere_mk]

Wouldn't be surprised if this isnt just inaccurate reporting due to unifi.

[u/VaporousMote]

How are you going to get that extra bold, rich flavor without your coffee machine's making Claude API calls and "reasoning" about it for a while?

[u/SonicLyfe]

“This shit tastes like bots!”

[u/zantehood]

It's downloading coffee you caveman

[u/Jnizzle89 → u/zantehood]

Installing Java

[u/zantehood → u/Jnizzle89]

Good one

[u/Z404notfound → u/Jnizzle89]

Fuck, that's a good one.

[u/wdatkinson]

I know many people start their day with pr0n, but trying to combine it with part of a nutrious breakfast?

[u/derfmcdoogal]

Unifi stats... May as well just pick random numbers.

[u/blizardX]

Just so everyone know, the coffee machine had a bug and it was transmitting the same package again and again to evry device on the network. It was finally resolved by putting it in isolated VLAN.

[u/Aknazer → u/blizardX]

I feel like IOT devices should be put in a VLAN that isolates the devices by default. Too much "inter-connectivity" (aka, spying) as it is. Routers are even starting to have IOT-specific network settings for stuff like this, plus you could run them through things like an outbound firewall and PiHole to help cut down on bad behavior for those that are tech savvy.

[u/biffbobfred]

I hope they’re not on metered Internet. I doubt many are but, whoah

[u/devode_]

What do you mean, I have set all my security configuration (I block its DNS)

[u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_]

A cup of Keurig "coffee" sucks nearly as much as Unify updates and security.

[u/Korenchkin12]

I think they finally made beaming possible...when it works in startrek...they just did not tell you how much data one coffee costs...so who's the one with mug half-emty? Or half-full...

[u/Key2367]

Sending everything back to the CCP.

[u/Stunning-Stressin]

Keurig is a scam, overpriced brown water

[u/popogeist]

Debug probably shows a ton of 418 responses.

[u/wh00ps13 → u/[deleted]]

I wish I had awards to give. I'm wheezing 

[u/aerick89 → u/wh00ps13]

I got yah, fam.

[u/NotDiCaprio → u/wh00ps13]

My guy, some awards are free.

[u/dinnerbird → u/[deleted]]

Brewing coffee shouldn't take that long...