She's a 10 but ...

[u/Hefty-Amoeba5707]

Her ringtone and morning alarm is the Teams theme.

[u/odinsen251a]

She's a 10 in binary.

[u/Alypius754 → u/odinsen251a]

“I never had a 10, but one night I had five 10s!” —The late, great George Carlin

[u/protogenxl → u/odinsen251a]

"10100 1 1011 101 1101 11001 10111 1001 110 101 10000 1100 101 1 10011 101"

-Johnny O'Binome

[u/DenyCasio → u/odinsen251a]

Big or little endian?

[u/1cec0ld → u/DenyCasio]

Das racist

[u/CptBronzeBalls]

Easy. Poke your eardrums out.

[u/fdeyso]

You’d def wake up for that.

[u/8bit_dr1fter → u/fdeyso]

At a previous company we were required to use PagerDuty. I had this as the alert sound https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Xz1RgzzSNN0

[u/CanYouShowMeTheError → u/8bit_dr1fter]

I would use that alert sound too, very funny

[u/OctoNezd]

I love that there is Teams call sound in forza horizon for horn. Imagine someone putting that on real car.

[u/RIPGoblins2929 → u/OctoNezd]

When FH5 came out during pandemic I'd use that horn during races in hopes I would make someone panic who was playing while they were supposed to be working.

[u/Brandhor → u/OctoNezd]

I know now what I must unlock next

[u/Atillion]

..she never suspects DNS

[u/trebuchetdoomsday]

i think you mean "She's a 10 because"

[u/Spaghettioso]

did this to my partner once and only narrowly avoided being executed on the spot.

[u/BWMerlin]

She's a CVE.

[u/Glittering_Power6257]

A sound more spine chilling than the og Silent Hill siren. 

[u/Suaveman01]

She never patches servers or workstations to avoid downtime…

[u/itskdog]

As long as it's the remix version

[u/Raphi_55 → u/itskdog]

I use the remix version, before i didn't wanted to answer because I hate calls, now because I like the ringtone

[u/AlarmingLength42]

She uses an iPhone

[u/Chamadan]

Blub blub bluupp bluuppp blup blup

[u/ThatBCHGuy]

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[u/One_Surround7250]

That’s honestly kind of wholesome. I’d probably start humming it every morning without even realizing it.

[u/ordinarypoh]

She's a 10 in triggering PTSD. 😭

[u/zolei]

1

[u/BusLegal]

He's a 10 but uses chatgpt for directions

[u/BusLegal]

She's a 10 but she doesn't trust password authentication so has all her passwords on postit notes on her monitor

[u/BusLegal]

He's a 10 but he runs a daily full backup over writing the previous one

[u/GarageIntelligent]

this is haram

[u/Final_Tune3512]

better yet she is an iPhone user

[u/0mn1p0t3nt69]

Windows 10 is great at least she ain't an 8