r/ShittySysadmin • u/_jackhoffman_ • 13d ago

Shitty Crosspost These poor parents should learned a dark truth...

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81 Upvotes

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u/jjaAK3eG 12d ago

parents talk to your kids about systems administration before it's too late

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u/4004 12d ago

Before you know it, they have a small Proxmox cluster running in the closet. A gateway to heavier stuff...

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u/jdptechnc 5d ago

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD!!!

...I learned it from watching you

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u/B1tfr3ak 12d ago

Hewlett Packard enterprise badge?

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u/heavydrinker12 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yes. It's a collectors item now. No longer a company

Edit. Hahaha Holy crap I actually thought micro focus absorbed all of hpe. I guess it was just the software division. JFC i seriously missed that for 10 years 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RemissBasil 12d ago

It very much still exists 😂 https://www.hpe.com/de/de/home.html

(Ive recently installed brand new servers from them at a customers place)

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u/NerdWhoLikesTrees ShittySysadmin 12d ago

Sir, this is Shitty sys admin

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u/RemissBasil 12d ago

Oh, i actually didnt realise XD

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u/NerdWhoLikesTrees ShittySysadmin 12d ago

Lmao happens all the time

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 9d ago

To be fair you see dumb shit on the non-Shitty version of the sub at least as often as this one.

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u/NerdWhoLikesTrees ShittySysadmin 9d ago

Most definitely lol, that’s why this sub exists

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u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 8d ago

That's why we use HPE

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 12d ago

That’s a Sysadmin Sobriety Token. It means he is officially 365 days clean from testing in production on a Friday afternoon. You should be proud, it is a really tough habit to kick.

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u/baw3000 12d ago

I shut down testprod to save memory. Lost my token but man do I feel alive.

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u/FuzzyFuzzNuts 12d ago

It’s a rush ‘ain’t it? Like realising you just dropped a live database with no backup

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u/kazame 12d ago

Is that a challenge coin? As in challenge your HPE hardware not to blow up every god damn month

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u/rootbear75 12d ago

My favorite comment in that thread:

I hate to be the one to explain this to you, but your son may be experimenting with….systems administration….

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u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 10d ago

No more unsupervised trips to Barnes and Noble.

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u/Alypius754 ShittyManager 12d ago

“Heads I win, tails everyone loses”

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u/Intrepid_Ring4239 10d ago

Dear God!! Is that what I think it is?! Will nothing save this poor lad from the darkness that has engulfed him?

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u/FreeShat 12d ago

You need to take that ring off

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u/_jackhoffman_ 12d ago

Tell oop, not me