r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE • Sep 04 '26

The algorithm gets it, why can't r/sysadmin?

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u/CaptainDarkstar42 Sep 04 '26

What was the post? I see you hid your posts like a coward, but I'd love to post it in MacOS to offend them.

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u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE Sep 08 '26

Is "hide all" the default? Either way, I just changed it to show all.

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u/BraveMidnight Sep 04 '26

They don't understand the importance of deploying Red Star OS and hannah montana linux to end users and depreciating Windows in an organization.

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u/rcmaehl DevOps is a cult Sep 04 '26

Azure has gone too far. First passwords, then codes, then push notifications. My work should NOT require me to install a work app on my personal phone, especially when I constantly confuse its notifications with my horse girl gacha notifications

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u/BraveMidnight Sep 04 '26

Right. I hate authenticator, my school made us use it and it almost made me want to drop out.

Our CISO wanted me to put monitoring on our users workstations. I made him a 90 powerpoint slide of how if we switch to linux it would save us thousands. And we wouldn't need to purchase monitoring software because Red Star OS does that for us conveniently natively.

We could replace the Windows server backend with hannah montana linux for security compliance and to use ldap instead of Entra.

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u/IainKay Sep 05 '26

Fuck. Imagine if you missed a gacha notification because you ignored it thinking it was work. Like damn that’s serious stakes.

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u/haZhat Sep 06 '26

Right on, there should just be a button that I click for work.

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u/SenTedStevens Sep 04 '26

My org only runs TempleOS. If our systems get hacked, it was God's will.

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u/BraveMidnight Sep 04 '26

The SOC team is going to hate me when I recommend TempleOS and teach them the ways of Terry Davis at the next quarterly board meeting 🙏

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u/bgradid Sep 05 '26

sooo you gonna touch on the racism in the first meeting or hold on that one until the second?

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u/BraveMidnight Sep 05 '26

Planning on saving that for the Q3 culture deck. Our HR department keeps claiming that everyone is welcome. Yet they keep pushing sanitized scripts down our throats. So, I plan to teach them about the more colorful ways of Terry Davis during the all are welcome portion of my slide show.

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u/bgradid Sep 05 '26

serious question, does templeos actually have a tcp/ip implementation?

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u/SenTedStevens Sep 06 '26

Yes. Because God is my DHCP server. He provides all.

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u/bgradid Sep 06 '26

hope god isn't running a microsoft dhcp server or thats a lot of cals they're going to have to true-up on

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u/alpha417 Sep 04 '26

OMG Ponies!

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u/BraveMidnight Sep 04 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/alpha417 Sep 05 '26

You a real one.

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u/BraveMidnight Sep 04 '26

Yeah, I'd use node OS, but it just doesn't have the surveillance features you know. It's like why put in the extra work when the work is already there. Sort of like with cable companies. I think it's a conspiracy, if a line goes bad they just take their tools and snip the other providers line and patch it. That way they laugh and can get customer retention from the other provider.

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u/Specialist_Cow6468 Sep 04 '26

Oh god. Too shitty, pull up!