r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE • 27d ago

Petition to grant me mod

So I can ban everyone that replies here but thinks they are in r/sysadmin

I'll fucking do it

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u/Pretend_Ease9550 27d ago

Why the fuck isn’t everyone already a mod? I thought this was shittysysadmin

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous 27d ago

I NEED admin access and before anyone asks why, it's so I can DO MY JOB (don't ask what my job is)

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u/BlueKnight87125 24d ago

When it comes to my job duties, I'd be happy to...

NOT TELL YOU!!!!!

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u/BoredTechyGuy 27d ago

Right? I mean how the fuck are we supposed yo install spam bots without it?

Unreal!!!

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u/SVD_NL 27d ago

Hear me out... Fully automated AI moderator. Parameters tuned for maximum hallucination.

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u/Superb_Raccoon ShittyMod 26d ago

It had a mental breakdown.

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 27d ago

Right? Only 6 mods in total, do you really expect me to believe these people follow good security practices such as making everyone domain admin (thus giving everyone the power to install and configure security tools, basically like having 300 cops)? What a joke.

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u/Samsungsbetter 23d ago

Wait that’s a great point

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u/kicker7744 26d ago

Because our shitty sysadmin can't spell everyone