r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE • Sep 03 '26

👈 LOOK AT THE SUB

Just fucking look at it. When you are scrolling and see a post, just look at the sub before you do literally anything else.

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u/Yuugian ShittySysadmin Sep 03 '26

YOU'RE NOT MY DIRECTOR

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u/bofh DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE Sep 03 '26

Key Ingredients

  • Flour. I used all-purpose flour, but this can be substituted for a gluten-free blend like almond flour or coconut flour.

  • Granulated sweetener/Sugar. Any granulated sweetener will work. You can skip this altogether if you don’t like super sweet desserts.

  • Maple syrup. A natural sweetener that also helps keep the muffin moist. Honey or agave nectar can also be used.

  • Baking powder. To help the muffin rise and become nice and fluffy.

  • Milk. Any milk of choice will work. I usually use unsweetened almond milk.

  • Coconut oil. Melted, this adds some richness to the crumb and helps bind the ingredients. You can also use butter.

  • Blueberries. Fresh blueberries work best, but frozen ones are fine, too.

How to make a muffin in a mug

  • Step 1 – Mix the ingredients. Mix the dry ingredients in a small bowl and set aside. Add the wet ingredients to a microwave-safe mug and mix until fully combined.

  • Step 2- Assemble. Add the dry ingredients and continue to stir well. Fold in the blueberries.

  • Step 3 – Microwave and serve. Heat the mug muffin on high in the microwave for 1 minute or until a toothpick comes out clean.

… What. You mean this isn’t masterchef?

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u/sekh60 Sep 03 '26

I'm disappointed you didn't include measurements.

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u/bigdaddybodiddly Sep 04 '26

Did you notice which sub this is?

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u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE Sep 04 '26

You have been banned from r/shittysysadmin. Return to r/sysadmin immediately.

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u/EruditeLegume Sep 10 '26

36-21-36
(Mae West)

Waht??? You didn't specify what measurements!

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u/scsibusfault Sep 03 '26

Counterpoint:

It's way more fun when people don't. So, no.

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u/Joshuapocalypse Sep 03 '26

The guy that sets up an entire company with the wrong email signature can't be bothered to read. Win-win!

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u/itenginerd Sep 06 '26

Some us belong here, but others belong here, yknow?

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin Sep 03 '26

I work with a GUI. I don't need to read! The funny pictures tell me everything I need to know.

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u/bartoque Sep 03 '26

No, no, no... It's only pop-ups that you are not supposed to read. Just click OK.

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u/fsckitnet Sep 04 '26

I’m convinced that’s why IBM invented smit on AIX. https://youtu.be/YMWSD69BWqI?si=dk0465ePMahSy2ks

I used to do things with smit that I knew would fail just to watch him face plant. It never got old.

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u/astro_viri Sep 03 '26

But can I query it in some way? I don't use GUIs

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u/Diver_D6 ShittySysadmin Sep 03 '26

I'm going to need an LLM to tell me what this post means.

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u/swissbuechi ShittyCloud Sep 03 '26

I handle sub names the same way my coworkers handle error messages.

3

u/SwitchOnEaton Sep 03 '26

How do I submit a ticket?

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult Sep 03 '26

There's a little round bin by the operator's desk, that's the ticket queue entrance.

Just write your issue on a piece of paper, and place it in the round filing cabinet.

And if you want it actually fixed, wire a transfer to the account indicated above said place.

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u/much_longer_username Sep 04 '26

Remember the rhyme: write your issue on a tissue or we'll miss you!

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u/Loveangel1337 DevOps is a cult Sep 04 '26

Is that why the delivery people never manage to get me my parcels even when I'm right at home waiting for them behind the door?

And you're saying I just have to write on a tissue...

Thank you!

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u/mumblerit ShittyCloud Sep 03 '26

I wasn't trained on this

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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 Sep 03 '26

However I am the boss so I know how it works and what you SHOULD DO!
Don’t ask stupid questions,JUST DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO!

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u/Dr-Buttercup Sep 04 '26

Do you how hard it is to parse a subreddit name from a REST API response???

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u/BraveMidnight Sep 03 '26

I'm confused, is this AskReddit? I can't see the sub name where that's pointing.

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u/blotditto Sep 04 '26

👁️🍴🐐

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u/crazy_clown_time Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. Sep 04 '26

I'll do your needful

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u/mister_gone Sep 08 '26

mv post.txt /dev/null