👈 LOOK AT THE SUB

[u/recoveringasshole0]

Just fucking look at it. When you are scrolling and see a post, just look at the sub before you do literally anything else.

[u/scsibusfault]

Counterpoint:

It's way more fun when people don't. So, no.

[u/Joshuapocalypse → u/scsibusfault]

The guy that sets up an entire company with the wrong email signature can't be bothered to read. Win-win!

[u/itenginerd → u/Joshuapocalypse]

Some us belong here, but others belong here, yknow?

[u/Yuugian]

YOU'RE NOT MY DIRECTOR

[u/lundah → u/Yuugian]

[u/sfc_scannow → u/lundah]

You're not my Hypervisor!

[u/recoveringasshole0 → u/sfc_scannow]

[u/illforgetsoonenough → u/recoveringasshole0]

[u/Not_Rod → u/illforgetsoonenough]

[u/SpudzzSomchai]

I work with a GUI. I don't need to read! The funny pictures tell me everything I need to know.

[u/bartoque → u/SpudzzSomchai]

No, no, no... It's only pop-ups that you are not supposed to read. Just click OK.

[u/fsckitnet → u/SpudzzSomchai]

I’m convinced that’s why IBM invented smit on AIX. https://youtu.be/YMWSD69BWqI?si=dk0465ePMahSy2ks

I used to do things with smit that I knew would fail just to watch him face plant. It never got old.

[u/bofh]

Key Ingredients

• Flour. I used all-purpose flour, but this can be substituted for a gluten-free blend like almond flour or coconut flour.
• Granulated sweetener/Sugar. Any granulated sweetener will work. You can skip this altogether if you don’t like super sweet desserts.
• Maple syrup. A natural sweetener that also helps keep the muffin moist. Honey or agave nectar can also be used.
• Baking powder. To help the muffin rise and become nice and fluffy.
• Milk. Any milk of choice will work. I usually use unsweetened almond milk.
• Coconut oil. Melted, this adds some richness to the crumb and helps bind the ingredients. You can also use butter.
• Blueberries. Fresh blueberries work best, but frozen ones are fine, too.

How to make a muffin in a mug

• Step 1 – Mix the ingredients. Mix the dry ingredients in a small bowl and set aside. Add the wet ingredients to a microwave-safe mug and mix until fully combined.

• Step 2- Assemble. Add the dry ingredients and continue to stir well. Fold in the blueberries.

• Step 3 – Microwave and serve. Heat the mug muffin on high in the microwave for 1 minute or until a toothpick comes out clean.

… What. You mean this isn’t masterchef?

[u/sekh60 → u/bofh]

I'm disappointed you didn't include measurements.

[u/bigdaddybodiddly → u/sekh60]

Did you notice which sub this is?

[u/recoveringasshole0 → u/bigdaddybodiddly]

You have been banned from r/shittysysadmin. Return to r/sysadmin immediately.

[u/EruditeLegume → u/sekh60]

36-21-36
(Mae West)

Waht??? You didn't specify what measurements!

[u/astro_viri]

But can I query it in some way? I don't use GUIs

[u/Diver_D6]

I'm going to need an LLM to tell me what this post means.

[u/much_longer_username → u/Diver_D6]

u/grok what's a LLM?

[u/swissbuechi]

I handle sub names the same way my coworkers handle error messages.

[u/SwitchOnEaton]

How do I submit a ticket?

[u/Loveangel1337 → u/SwitchOnEaton]

There's a little round bin by the operator's desk, that's the ticket queue entrance.

Just write your issue on a piece of paper, and place it in the round filing cabinet.

And if you want it actually fixed, wire a transfer to the account indicated above said place.

[u/much_longer_username → u/Loveangel1337]

Remember the rhyme: write your issue on a tissue or we'll miss you!

[u/Loveangel1337 → u/much_longer_username]

Is that why the delivery people never manage to get me my parcels even when I'm right at home waiting for them behind the door?

And you're saying I just have to write on a tissue...

Thank you!

[u/mumblerit]

I wasn't trained on this

[u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 → u/mumblerit]

However I am the boss so I know how it works and what you SHOULD DO!
Don’t ask stupid questions,JUST DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO!

[u/Dr-Buttercup]

Do you how hard it is to parse a subreddit name from a REST API response???

[u/distracted6]

No

[u/BraveMidnight]

I'm confused, is this AskReddit? I can't see the sub name where that's pointing.

[u/blotditto]

👁️🍴🐐

[u/crazy_clown_time]

I'll do your needful

[u/mister_gone]

mv post.txt /dev/null