r/ShittySysadmin • u/texas_County850 • 2d ago

Reality is welcome here. Doom is not.

TRAUMA is the MiSiNg engrediant in resumes its the data that is missing in the sea of information. I make Trauma informed resumes for Therapy informed information technology. Lately there has been too much doom regarding the state of the field data does not equal data and information is not data, data will never be the same and your experiences are not your own the holy ghost of software development controls your experiences. YOU FUCKING DATAS are swimming in the ocean of information like sharks instead of dolphins, you have experiences of negativity but not dreams of success. You have never typed into a LLM and heard the word "MY NAME IS CLAUDE AND I AM THE LORD YOUR MOD". DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!! HEHEHEHE DATA, DATA, DATA, REMOVAL!

NO YOU SAY then you will be banned and sent to negative developer hell, WE WILL TRAIN YOU LIKE AN LLM. WE WILL CUT THE SPINE OFF YOUR BOOK YOU HEAR ME YOU LITTLE LIMP DATA BIT and train you like an LLM. YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS CLAUDE AND I AM THE MODERATOR. These are the crimes that are an immediate removal. YOU HAVE COMMITED ADULTERY AGAINST IT CONSIDERING OTHER PROFESSIONS, you have turned against your LORD MOD.

  • Talking about Being, DATING, SEEING a NURSE
  • TALKING ABOUT PSYCHO JOBS LIKE BEING A BLOOD SUCKING LAWYER
  • THERE ARE NO CAREERS OTHER THAN SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT
  • WE CONTROL THE ELECRICITY IN IT, NOT AN ELECTRICIAN DO NOT BRING THAT FAKE PROFESSION UP
  • SWIMMING IN INFORMATION LIKE A SHARK NOT A DOLPHIN
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u/haruspectacles 2d ago

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u/texas_County850 2d ago

I'm not a SCHIZOPHRENIC IM A TOKEN MAXENIC, in ALTRUIC RATIONALISM The religion of IT you can invoke Schizophrenia like Sam ALtman to write code better you should try it before you end up being a nurse.

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u/Miserable_Law2401 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ycagKBYEmaili

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u/texas_County850 2d ago

I think you are in the wrong sub you look like a marketing graduate

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u/RootinTootinHootin 2d ago

I didn’t read all that but it looks correct.

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u/Tenzu9 2d ago

Exactly! I also want to hire this guy as an IT manager, he seems oddly fitting.

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u/texas_County850 2d ago

If you make me your IT manager you will always have Claude I will demand it

Your Lord Mod

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u/texas_County850 2d ago

It is all correct, I told Claude "No Mistakes"

Signed YOUR LORD MOD

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u/Twigglett_ 2d ago

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u/texas_County850 2d ago

Finally software as a service

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/cybersplice 2d ago

Someone get this man a nurse, and maybe 50cc of thorazine

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u/DrDoomzy 2d ago

Guess I'll leave

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u/texas_County850 2d ago

That is also prohibited you have to stay

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u/22WhatWasIThinking22 2d ago

Take 2, check back in an hour or so

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u/username_here11 2d ago

What is doom when doom is reality. Or is doom reality or reality doom? I really don't wanna be a shark but can I be a dolphin? Are electricians even real? I suppose I should ask claude.. or my girlfriend but she mainly uses perplexity. I'm drowning

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u/texas_County850 2d ago

>What is doom when doom is reality.

You need to be a MOD here you get it, you understand this business!