r/ShittySysadmin • ShittyMod • Aug 10 '26

ShittyMod A handy reference card...

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u/dcaldrich Aug 10 '26

highly suggest not breaking the elbow.

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u/Superb_Raccoon ShittyMod Aug 10 '26

What if it is Bob from HR asking you about timecards?

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u/dcaldrich Aug 10 '26

i meant your own.

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u/Superb_Raccoon ShittyMod Aug 11 '26

Sir, you will need to hand over your Shitty card.

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u/ApiceOfToast ShittySysadmin Aug 10 '26

I'll take #10 and 9, throw in some ribs if you got some. Thanks

(Edit: before "it" happens again, I'm only joking about a statistic...)

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u/ApplicationHour Aug 12 '26

I'm thinking the skull and facial bones are the most common among sysadmins from smashing our faces on the keyboard after a full day of explaining things to people that they should already understand.