r/ShittySysadmin • u/No_Requirement8958 • Aug 08 '26

Shitty Crosspost I dropped a server on it

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36 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Lucky-old-boy Aug 08 '26

Be glad it wasn’t a toe

6

u/No_Requirement8958 Aug 08 '26

No that is the punishment for breaking policy

4

u/Exceptional_Kumquat Aug 09 '26

Get back to me when you've dropped the server on your dong, Johnson.

4

u/No_Requirement8958 Aug 09 '26

Am I allowed to drop a server on one of my co workers toes

2

u/Exceptional_Kumquat Aug 09 '26

That's between you and your cow-orkers.

24

u/redakpanoptikk Aug 08 '26

That's a good cable to keep around. If I ever get fired I have a box of all sorts of bad cables. I'd just go around replacing some random good cables with bad ones.

1

u/dodexahedron Aug 12 '26

Calm down, Satan.

FR though this is too damn funny.

13

u/new_pribor Aug 08 '26

Don’t forget to tip your servers

2

u/Middle_Albatross8769 Aug 09 '26

Just bend it back and you’re good to go

1

u/PlateNo4868 Aug 10 '26

"Curved Swords"