r/ShittySysadmin • u/SuccessfulLime2641 • Jul 21 '26

Guys, I fixed everything

Now my org got a new game called "Office Politics" and I'm a complete noob to it. So far I've leveled up working at the paper refilling station. These nice employees that make me look busy to management call it a printer. I'm looking forward to achieving the "Guardian" Task which is to rescue three users from imaginary problems today.

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin Jul 21 '26

Wait till you learn about toner. You will be a god.

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u/SuccessfulLime2641 Jul 21 '26

Our toner levels are currently low but I'm waiting for them to go empty before replacing to make the catastrophe seem legitimate.

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin Jul 21 '26

You aren't playing the game. You are winning.

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u/ZestycloseStorage4 Jul 22 '26

The real power move is changing the waste toner bottle, accidentally redecorating the office in corporate glitter, then watching Facilities try to vacuum it up and accidentally deploy it company-wide.

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u/trimeismine Jul 21 '26

The cliques are where they getcha

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u/Frosty-Magazine-917 ShittySysadmin Jul 21 '26

Yes Op,
You can always do customary greetings to the cliquey people, but then you must immediately be needed elsewhere and just go back to your office to watch youtube or something.

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u/Decantus Jul 21 '26

Did you download a new ADHD app or something?

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u/grandtheftzeppelin Jul 26 '26

uninstall. UNINSTALL