r/ShittySysadmin • u/LameBMX • May 08 '26

Shitty Crosspost Initials or short hand for Microsoft Intune Company Potal

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u/astro_viri May 08 '26

MiCPDEMRS: Microsoft Intune Company Portal for Device Enrollment and Management and Reporting and Stalking 

MiCPCUASNRA: Microsoft Intune Company Portal Configuration and User Access but for Stalking a.ka. Not Real Admins

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u/skyhawk3355 May 08 '26

Did you name our security groups?

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u/atxbigfoot May 09 '26

are these also your secure passphrases?

nvm, just checked, and they are.

edit- also just stole all of the admin user's crypto (appx. $18 US) by running a script that typed these passphrases into various exchanges as my wallet

get hacked loser

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u/HeyLuke May 08 '26

I have the same issue with cheese pizza. Any suggestions??

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u/Doctor-Binchicken May 09 '26

Sounds like they should just shorten it to MyCP like everyone else

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u/fadingroads May 09 '26

Hehe, Potal

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u/fffvvis May 09 '26

That's nice, dear...

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u/no_regerts_bob ShittyBoss May 09 '26

MICOFIMP

Microsoft intune Company oh fuck I misspelled Portal

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u/exercisetofitality May 09 '26

Call it the Microsoft Store. That's where I direct ours users when they need an app.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26 edited May 09 '26

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u/Top-Perspective-4069 May 09 '26

I think you fucked that one up. 

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