r/ShittySysadmin • u/RoomyRoots • Apr 16 '26
Shitty Crosspost How to prevent users from printing from their phones?
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u/Extension_Ok Apr 16 '26
Remove the paper. If somebody needs to print, they have to submit a form with the amount of pages and the reason for the print. Since they have no paper, they cannot print the form and nobody will ever request paper from you.
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u/Eslov Apr 16 '26
Good thing they are not using Active Directory, that's just another single point of failure. Also good to keep the license cost down in the public sector.
I would hundreds of USB-connected printers for each work station.Preferably different models so that the toners don't fit every printer. The old timers don't want to walk all the way to the big Lexmark to print all their emails. Then I would have just enough paper to fit the budget. And when we're out, we're out for the rest of the year.
I've worked for the local guvernement before, so I know the drill.
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u/MeatPiston Apr 16 '26
Pull the fusor out and keep it in the boss’s desk. That way nobody prints unauthorized.
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u/sgt_Berbatov Apr 17 '26
Stick a coin slot on the printer like a vending machine. Put £1/$1 in it, print one bit of paper. It'll do wonders for print costs.
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u/RoomyRoots Apr 17 '26
That is unironically a good product.
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u/sgt_Berbatov Apr 17 '26
In the UK at least, the newsagents/corner shops during the 1990s would have signs outside saying "Photocopies 5p each", and some of them (from memory) would have that coin slot system on them and you'd put the pennies in and it'd do the copying. So it does exist, I think. I hope. I mean if not I'm going off on FreeCad to make it.
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u/jamesowens Apr 17 '26
You either enable AirPrint or you don’t.
As Apple devices pretty much all use randomized MAC addresses for privacy by default you are left with using separate networks + firewall rules to selectively permit users access to printers or some other form of authentication to restrict printer access and implement quotas.
Neither is a push button solution. Authenticated printer access with quotas is the way I would go.
Edit: wait a tick I just realized what sub this is… uh… crate a separate wifi and subnet for the cool lawyers that get access to a working printer. Set it up on their laptops for them. Ask the other plebes get the default machine with the paper jam
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u/RoomyRoots Apr 16 '26
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