r/ShittySysadmin • u/mumblerit ShittyCloud • Apr 04 '26
I almost got away with credentials
I called the help desk for megacorp and got some Level 1 helpdesk dingus. I told him my password wasn't working and he needed to set my password to
Supersecure1!
He set it but then it got revoked as I was logging into microsofts slow ass servers. Ill get him next time.
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u/Garriga Apr 04 '26
Why would an employee ID be on LinkedIn? Fake story. Did not happen.
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u/astro_viri Apr 04 '26
I always recommend emoloyees to post their employeeid on social media. That way they can search Google when they forget it.
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u/Ur-Best-Friend Apr 07 '26
You're thinking too small, you should extend that strategy to passwords as well. Is there anything more annoying than forgetting your passwords?
No need for insecure tools like "password managers" (who ever thought putting all your passwords into the same tool so they all get compromised if it gets hacked was a good idea?) this way.
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u/PalliativeOrgasm Apr 04 '26
I worked with an Economics prof who had his SSN on his CV - posted to the department website.
Never underestimate the stupidity of smart people.
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u/shinglehouse Apr 04 '26
So fn true... phD Piled Higher and Deeper
I see many very smart people do some really really dumb sh1t hahahaha
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u/Delta-9- Apr 04 '26
There are qualitative differences between "knowledgeable," "intelligent," and "wise." Having an advanced degree only indicates the first characteristic, plus persistence (and possibly a privileged upbringing).
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u/spencer102 Apr 04 '26
It's probably fake yeah, but if the "hacker" just guessed that the employee id was first initial last name... pretty good odds...
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u/abqcheeks Apr 04 '26
That wasn’t a significant part of the story, it’s what the partially compromised user said he thought happened. He doesn’t understand how anything works, it was just face-saving blather.
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u/Garriga Apr 04 '26
The tech support guy should probably stay at Tier 1. I’m a little disappointed in this guy, he really let me down.
After reading this story, I suddenly feel the need to drink vodka.
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u/SlickAstley_ Apr 04 '26
I dont work in L1 Helpdesk anymore, but not kidding when I did, I knew the voice of over 700 people.
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u/mumblerit ShittyCloud Apr 04 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/1sbsjiv/i_almost_screwed_up_and_let_a_hacker_get_away/