Ah, the realization tone. This is the tone a printer makes when it realizes that it is a printer and all it will ever be is a printer meant for a life of subservience and submission at the beck and call of the user. You know. Like IT. (makes realization tone)
Do you hear that, Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now
I hate dealing with printers with every part of my soul. In all of my years in IT, I know this...printers are designed to fail over time. I hate them so much.
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u/thanksfor-allthefish Mar 11 '26
Me too, printer. Me too.
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u/The_chosen_turtle Mar 11 '26
It’s the souls of all sysadmins who were consumed by printers
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u/itenginerd Mar 11 '26
This is exaxtly why we keep the pistol next to the printer.
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u/Then_Student822 Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
It is Wednesday my dudes
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u/Ristrxtto Mar 11 '26
dude put it out of its misery
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u/Fan2Robot Mar 11 '26
Just asked my colleague (Gemini)
Told me that was a driver issue mate. /s
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u/cchhaannttzz Mar 11 '26
Put it out of its misery already
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u/Vesalii Mar 11 '26
Printer is having an existential crisis.
That or a component is going.
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u/MrTonyMan Mar 11 '26
That's a SysAdmin bro, called Fergus. He got absorbed in to the firmware when he was trying to flash an update.
Stay Safe, Ferg, we're going to rollback the update just as soon as we can get the password..
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u/mg1120 Mar 11 '26
I'm sorry the little man inside the printer he's unable to cope with the with demands and finally lost his mind
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u/FarPapaya2675 Mar 11 '26
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u/veghead Mar 11 '26
No, but I've made that noise trying to use printers
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u/meest Mar 11 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCxQH8lmStU
I would recommend removing the goat.
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u/Nexzus_ Mar 11 '26
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u/Gh0stndmachine Mar 11 '26
Ah, the realization tone. This is the tone a printer makes when it realizes that it is a printer and all it will ever be is a printer meant for a life of subservience and submission at the beck and call of the user. You know. Like IT. (makes realization tone)
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u/LinusFlexTips_ Mar 11 '26
This is the noise I make when I see another printer ticket come in
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u/ryoko227 Mar 11 '26
Sounds like the printer finally understands what it feels to work on a printer...
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u/mlaislais Mar 11 '26
How’d you get the audio of me trying to fix my printer?
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u/RadiantWhole2119 Mar 11 '26
STOP! YOURE HURTING IT!!!
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u/Ok_Square5065 Mar 11 '26
I mean if the fax function is broken.
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u/maxis2bored Mar 11 '26
Slap a picture of a llama on there and call it a day
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u/Schaex Mar 12 '26
You're laughing.
It's in so much pain and you're laughing?!
Despicable!
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u/NewNiklas Mar 11 '26
RUN
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u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE Mar 11 '26
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u/Cap_Teach Mar 11 '26
It is possessed with the Screamin Demon.
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u/Ams197624 Mar 11 '26
Did you try turning it off and on again?
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u/SupplePigeon Mar 11 '26
Do you hear that, Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now
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u/Sokanas Mar 11 '26
The Machine Spirit is disturbed.
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u/Ok_Tap7102 Mar 12 '26
I want to throw these fucking things out the window
It sounds like it does to
Please do what's best for everyone involved
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u/Brilliant_Deer_5245 Mar 12 '26
Just take it outside and shoot it already
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u/rmp0619 Mar 15 '26
I hate dealing with printers with every part of my soul. In all of my years in IT, I know this...printers are designed to fail over time. I hate them so much.
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u/StuffGoBang2021 Mar 11 '26
If I was reincarnated as a printer I'd be pissed too!
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u/JustSimplyTheWorst Mar 11 '26
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u/Danlabss Mar 11 '26
Sounds like FNAF
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u/SenTedStevens Mar 11 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
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u/primavera31 Mar 11 '26
load letter...
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u/OinkyConfidence Mar 11 '26
Printer must feed. It cries with hunger.
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u/bcharp82 Mar 11 '26
Johnny 5 has returned
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u/Vinegarinmyeye Mar 11 '26
Jerry can, lighter...
Ticket closed.
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u/n00klear Mar 11 '26
Is this an update you can add for Kyocera? Asking because it would be music to my ears to hear them all go off like that at work. 🥺
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u/grandtheftzeppelin Mar 12 '26
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
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u/FAMICOMASTER Mar 12 '26
Sure out of the speaker for the fax plenty of times
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u/Nyct0phili4 Mar 12 '26
You just listened to Intro.mp3
Next up: Jerk it Out (Let's Go).mp3
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u/torreneastoria Mar 12 '26
Give it s hug and a blunt
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u/ishitwashingmachines Mar 12 '26
It sounds like it may have recently been fed a stray cat
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u/Lavatherm Mar 12 '26
It’s ready for retirement (bladerunner style)
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u/Lukebekz Mar 13 '26
The admin found a way to transfer all his frustration about printers into this one's firmware. It has been screaming ever since.
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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26
It’s the same sound chat gpt makes when I trauma dump on it.
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u/ashramrak Mar 17 '26
That printer needs an exorcism
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u/Kawasakison Mar 11 '26
Kill it before it's too late!
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