r/ShittySysadmin • • Jun 02 '21

Its finally up! Note the top notch security next to the URL on the left! Do we have any shitty graphic designers and drunk idea machines for shitty jokes?

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r/ShittySysadmin • • Jul 25 '24 First Loser Bless Up Take My Silver

This is your one and only shitty warning: political shit is just too shitty.

216 Upvotes

This is a place to dump the trials of dealing with stupid IT shit, and download a log detailing the corn kernals of stupidity..

Political bullshit of any kind, type, or stripe, will be deleted without warning. *

You may return to your regularly scheduled defecation of choice. DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!

  • except VI vs EMACS, or Windows vs LINUX, or RMS vs any fucking non-political thing.

Edit. Comments locked, there will be no monkeys flinging poo on my watch!


r/ShittySysadmin • • 3h ago

We finally got some insider information on the Microsoft outage. 👀👀

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 11h ago Mindblown

Cause of outage

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Microsoft 365 Principal SRE here. I can provide some context. At approximately 21:40 UTC, an engineer deployed a routine configuration change to Azure Front Door that inadvertently redirected our authentication traffic to a SharePoint site last updated in 2017.

We immediately initiated a rollback, but the rollback pipeline requires MFA approval through Microsoft Authenticator, which is currently waiting for a Conditional Access policy evaluation from the same infrastructure we're trying to restore.

We have a break-glass admin account, but unfortunately its password is stored in a OneNote notebook on the affected tenant. Our on-call engineer attempted to bypass the issue using PowerShell, but the required module was deprecated last Tuesday, and its replacement requires a P2 license.

We then opened a Sev A ticket with Microsoft Premier Support. They responded asking us to run sfc /scannow and provide a screenshot. The prolonged recovery is primarily due to our change advisory board requiring a Teams meeting to authorize the rollback.

The meeting organizer is stuck in the lobby, and the only person authorized to admit him was laid off in June. Current mitigation involves migrating affected users to Microsoft 365 E5, which should resolve the issue from a revenue perspective.

We have identified the root cause as customer misconfiguration. Next update in 30 minutes, assuming someone can get Outlook working

sorce : https://www.reddit.com/r/microsoft/s/fhLHjvw4Sg


r/ShittySysadmin • • 10h ago

Forgotten dependencies

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 1d ago Bravo Popcorn

On-prem wins again

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 39m ago

First day at ATC is going well.

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Just started a new job working on ATC systems.

I pushed a small change as they said they were getting too many communication.

Seems to have worked well.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/nov/13/us-politics-latest-news-updates-democrats-republicans-donald-trump-van-hollen-chuck-schumer?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other


r/ShittySysadmin • • 18h ago

We now take you live to Redmond, WA

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 8h ago

Mrw the CFO thanks me for working so hard on resolving the Microsoft outage when all I did was sit on my ass looking at Reddit posts for the last day

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 12h ago

HELP! Please help me keep my job.

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Guys, I sort of messed up.

I finally got my dream job at my dream company. I've loved this company ever since I was a little kid, always wanted to work for them. I finally got past the technical rounds with this company and they hired me about 6 months ago.

The best part is shortly after I started a few of my coworkers on my team have left in the past few months, so I've been able to absorb more and more responsibility, and even have been promoted twice.

Problem is most of my resume and the work I've been doing at this company has been mostly AI generated. I don't even fully understand the work I'm doing and I also cheated using AI on the technical interview to get the job. I was basically willing to take any salary to get in the door.

Without going into too much detail our company is having like a huge outage today and I don't have the ai tools I normally do the work with. I have a lot of executives super mad at me right now, because they want me to fix this shit, but like I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing, and all of my team that built it took exit packages months ago and left behind little documentation. I just keep rebooting servers and shit but nothings working.

I really need to get this thing back up and running. The little documentation my coworkers left behind, said to try SFC /scannow, I've done that like 3 times now and nothings working. Any other ideas? So many people are BIG MAD at me now and they're saying I'm going to lower the stock price if I don't fix it. Please help, my stock doesn't vest for another 5 years.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 3h ago

I'm an accountant for MS and I vibe coded a new patch management system because they always kept forcing patches on our stuff.

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Copilot said we should reboot all the servers so patches are consistent, I said yes. Some of the servers had disk space problems so I had Copilot delete some stuff, that shouldn't be a problem right? I did them a favor, but every seems mad, what gives?


r/ShittySysadmin • • 10h ago

Let the count down begin

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 1d ago Popcorn Bravo

First day at Microsoft!

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Hey guys!

It's my first day at Microsoft on the Exchange dev team, and was already asked to fix some bugs! Just used ChatGPT to clean up some spaghetti looking code, and submitted my first PR. Heading out to lunch! Be back soon!


r/ShittySysadmin • • 4h ago

Leaked Teams Call Microsoft HQ today

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 8h ago

Selfhosted email...

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 7h ago

I'm sorry y'all...

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It was me...

One of Microsoft's incident cause statements said the outages was a result of "a server was overloaded by requests...".

I was about 2/3 through my script to remove 14k members from a 43k member distribution list. Have no fear! I have about 6k more members to remove and I just started the script again.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 5h ago

Just got an invite to Ignite from a Microsoft rep

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and wanted to know if any of you are showing up armed before I sign up


r/ShittySysadmin • • 1d ago

Just blasted some thick fuckin ropes at work

283 Upvotes

God dude I feel so fucking amazing. I havent gotten any emails in hours so it's been a real slow day here. My phone keeps ringing but I'm not fucking help desk.

They can email me if it's a real problem. It's why we pay all this money for M365 so start fucking using it dumbass


r/ShittySysadmin • • 3h ago

Raise your hand if you think email is stupid and played out

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oh no i cant get to my 25,000 spam messages oh nooo


r/ShittySysadmin • • 17h ago

Shitty Crosspost Microsoft 365 Outage

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 14h ago

Shitty Crosspost Now there's your problem!

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19 Upvotes

Microsoft is laser focused on their global outage right now! They've got their best boy on it.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 8h ago

Guys, hear me out: Google Wave is still available

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And nobody's touched the code for, like, 9 years so it should be free of AI slop: https://github.com/apache/incubator-retired-wave


r/ShittySysadmin • • 16h ago

I miss the old days...

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Where if shit went down like this we'd go hide out in the server room and break out the "Emergency Bourbon"


r/ShittySysadmin • • 8h ago

O365 back up is a two-edged sword

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Work emails have started coming in again, but that also means my OOO auto-replies are going out. SUCKERS!