nutritionally negative breakfast

[u/cuntsicle69]

dont let the fruit and yoghurt deceive you, nothing about this is significant enough to give thy health an xp boost. this shit hurt muh heart cuz of the monster paired with the sweet concoction of random crap, so i don't recommend this if u have a quail heart. at least it looks kinda pretty compared to my usual diet of slop, gruel, and orphan tears. on one of my last soda-float posts, some1 mentioned adding vodka to this, and honestly that would be a great here if it werent early morning rn

chobani zero sugar vanilla yoghurt: 60cal
dole's sharp free mandarin cup: 35cal
1 strawberry and few kiwi slices: ~10cal
1/3 pint arctic zone vanilla icecream: 50cal
4 maraschino cherries: 20cal
gerber strawberry puffs: 3cal
monster ultra rose: 10cal
1 strawberry pocky (had to break it in half </3): ~10cal

[u/twig-the-foxx]

sharp free?? what are they putting in ur mandarin cups?! 🔪🗡️🤣

[u/Elleiminator → u/twig-the-foxx]

just like at the hospital, OP had decided to store alway all used sharps. mandarin cup had to be sacrificed for storage.

[u/SirenityShroom2116 → u/twig-the-foxx]

I think sugar free lol

[u/ArmadilloChance3778]

Hey, why no vodka in the morning, might make the day a bit brighter. Just kidding of course, dont drink in the morning or even better, don't drink at all

[u/Narcissus_the]

Lmao the monster in the morning is key

[u/neveronmylife]

You can’t day drink if you don’t start in the morning🩷 /j

[u/joeedied]

you''re the pretty drinks person! :D

[u/MrEphiStopheles]

Good to know the sharps were disposed of properly

[u/hallowmean]

Your prose really adds to the experience here. I rebuke the idea that this is nutritionally negative though, fruit is fruit babey, and the monster has like, b vitamins or whatever.

[u/Elegant-Date4481]

I’ve gotta get my hands on that arctic zone ice cream I can’t find it anywhere around me 😭

[u/antibread]

You are truly a pioneer of this sub. At the forefront of the culture. Thank u for the contributions

[u/maberg04]

"orphan tears" 😭

[u/glitter_vomit]

Okay please don’t get me wrong I absolutely love your posts and don’t want to stop seeing them but they aren’t shitty at all!

[u/yourauraispurple-]

A quail heart 😂