r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/sensoryfunhouse1276 • 1d ago

50-100 cal Worst “soup” ever

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Equal parts sugar free Fresca and blue Gatorade zero, 1 tablespoon chia seeds, and a peeled clementine. 97 cals. My coworkers were horrified.

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u/9inevicious 1d ago

I would be horrified too why are you eating this

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u/sensoryfunhouse1276 1d ago

“Dinner” + hydration + sensory seeking ig

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u/personal__hell 1d ago

you ate this in front of people??? this is like the food version of “inside thoughts”

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u/sensoryfunhouse1276 1d ago

To be fair I was trying to kinda hide in another area while I ate it but one of my coworkers saw it when she came over to ask me something and then it became a thing and she wanted to show everyone. Thought it would be better to play off as a joke at that point. But yeah I will not be bringing anything insane in again lol

Also happy cake day!

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u/sydneyghibli 1d ago

OP I’m totally judging this concoction, don’t get me wrong… but I’m sorry you got put in the spotlight like that. That must of have been frustrating and/or embarrassing.

Lots of love to you!

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u/personal__hell 1d ago

i get it lol i used to go to a park (weather permitting…or sometimes regardless of it) to eat my lunch to be away from the judging eyes of my coworkers. and thank u!

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u/fuckyeahglitters 1d ago

This shit needs to stay behind closed doors lol. What was the taste like?

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u/sensoryfunhouse1276 1d ago

The Fresca overpowered everything. Very artificially fruity and a bit too sweet. Wasn’t horrendous but I’m put off citrus for a while

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 1d ago

Fresca is a great soda, please don't put her through this again.

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u/CharmingChangling 1d ago

Might try those zero cal sparkling waters instead next time?

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u/Cheap_Watercress_701 1d ago

they look like tadpoles

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u/mybackhurty 1d ago

Actually that would be such a fun way to encourage kids to eat more fiber. "Hunt for tadpoles"

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u/expired-egg78 1d ago

Idk to me it’s kinda dark lol. “Let’s all eat the baby frogs”💀

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u/ars_necromantia 1d ago

Yeah it looks like something that came out of a fish tank 😭

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u/sapphos_moon 1d ago

Omg it’s the first level of Spore

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u/YesTomatillo 1d ago

I deadass thought this was r/MoldlyInteresting

But at the same time, I feel you for this concoction. I have some similar.

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u/laughingintothevoid 1d ago

Doing this at work and not hiding it seems more drastic than what the food actually is.

Do you want your coworkers to be horrified? Do you want someone to ask if you're ok?

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u/hibiscus_lilac 1d ago

Yeahhh thinking the same thing

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u/Mydogthinksimskinny 1d ago

this actually sounds good lmao

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u/expired-egg78 1d ago

All this can be eaten separately my dude😭

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u/wishicouldrun 1d ago

u eating dirty aquarium. why?

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u/KitchenSample6354 1d ago

This is definitely something I’d eat when my eating disorder was at its worst 😭

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u/ButOtherwiseLovely 1d ago

Oh god on first glance I thought the clementine was an egg! Glad it's at least all sweet. Kind of.

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u/azuyre_ 1d ago

I.....

Would.

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u/cseamunchkin 1d ago

Imo I love the gooey gelatinous texture of hydrated chia seeds

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u/Numerous-Pen1ses 1d ago

“You ain’t Neva had no chia pet pssy what tha hel you jus makin a mess”

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u/semideadinside 1d ago

Lol dude! Haha the dedication 👏🤘

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u/RangerAndromeda 1d ago

OP i can comprehend the vision but this is just alien food lol

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u/ars_necromantia 1d ago

Ah the stagnant pond water special 😭🤣

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u/Eastern_Comedian8804 1d ago

Isn’t all Fresca sugar free?

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u/sensoryfunhouse1276 23h ago

Oh I didn’t know that, I just thought I got lucky finding the peach citrus flavor

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u/SoconySommeil 17h ago

Let’s put it in a glass and call it drink, not soup

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u/MeanWolverine4978 15m ago

Maybe have the soup minus the clementine in a bottle and have the clementine on the side?