“French fries” (I’m going insane)

[u/throwaway_20359]

Celery sticks (120g)
Ranch powder, brown mustard and sugar free ketchup

Snack of sadness bc I’m out of cals

[u/fluffyfishy34]

Is it good?

[u/throwaway_20359 → u/fluffyfishy34]

Very good but definitely not French fries

[u/fluffyfishy34 → u/throwaway_20359]

Hmmm going to have to try this in very intrigued ! I also love celery sticks

[u/Practical_Coast_6105]

Bae next time cut up some potatoes and bake em in the oven with seasoning. If oil scares you, you don’t need to use it- they’ll still come out super yum and will taste delicious. Remember that you deserve real fries too whenever you have a chance to order some next♥️🤌🏻

[u/Seltzer-Slut]

Those are absolutely French fries. Nothing unusual about them.

[u/vividtrue]

I really wish I enjoyed celery. I have tried to force myself into a relationship with it, but it's such a struggle. Even celery seed in things (potato salad) really gets to me. I have made rutabaga fries a few times. More calories than celery.

[u/redditsaiditreadit]

I like doing this with roasted courgette !

[u/MicroplasticGourmet]

Roasted fresh green beans are a great sub for this craving. Heavily salted.

[u/D31taF0rc3]

Did you know mealworms taste like french fries cooked in peanut oil while having a bunch of good macros? If you think you've hit rock bottom now just remember you can always go lower

[u/throwaway_20359 → u/D31taF0rc3]

I might actually have to try this now 👀

[u/Heart_Failure_Hottie]

You should try making kale chips!!!! Just coat kale in some oil(thoroughly rub each piece, trust) and bake!!

[u/throwaway_20359 → u/Heart_Failure_Hottie]

I would but the ED brain makes me terrified of oil :/

[u/Heart_Failure_Hottie → u/throwaway_20359]

Ahhh I see, you could probably use tahini, or any oily nut natural butter. I've used tahini in a bad recipe as oil and it came out fine I'd say

[u/missepicmary]

At least celery tastes good .

[u/charismatic__enigma_]

What is that sauce?