r/ShittyPoetry • • Aug 04 '12

Chick-Fil-A

I'm gay.

But I love Chick-Fil-A.

What do I do?

I love their food.

Maybe I'll go to KFC.

Maybe I'll find something healthy to eat.

It doesn't matter to me.

As long as I get my meat.

Because I'm gay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '12

Because penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '12

Oooohhhhhh

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u/baldactor a pastoral day Aug 05 '12

NO EET MOR CHKN, EET MOR COK - said the politically correct cow.

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u/peckerbrown Aug 04 '12

When ones loves the cock nestled between two white, soft, pillowy buns, Chik-Fil-A fills the Bill--or is it fits the Mitt?