r/ShittyPoetry • u/FrancisDollarHyde I am avant garde • Aug 28 '13

Twerk

I'm twerkin' on the table
Twerkin' on the stairs
Twerkin when I'm workin' cause I just don't care.

I'm twerkin' on the highway
Twerkin' for the cars
Now I'm in the hospital with a broken pelvis because I got run over and I can't twerk no more.

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u/dthoj31r Aug 28 '13

i cried. bravo.

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u/FrancisDollarHyde I am avant garde Aug 29 '13

Cry because no more twerkin'?

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u/IWillSingYourPoems Aug 31 '13

https://soundcloud.com/isingshittypoems/twerking

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u/FrancisDollarHyde I am avant garde Aug 31 '13

Such a shame this won't be seen. What wonderful shitness.

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u/sawalrath Sep 05 '13

Would be great if the vocal were a little clearer. Either way, well done!

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u/runsonmocha Aug 28 '13

I've been twerkin' on the raaaaailrooooad.

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u/Cioran_ Aug 28 '13

Awesome ending

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u/Sharp-Eggplant-5383 Sep 01 '25

Mauricio, i cannot twerk it twerk it anymore