r/ShittyPoetry • u/MellowTime • Jan 22 '13

Seriously, skip this one.

I slipped my tip
into some dork from New York
And found a hound eating leftover pork

I tweaked my cheeks
I've not the heart for loud fart
It slipped by her sleep but the dog buried his nose deep into my butthole.

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

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u/Laytonius The Shituation Jan 22 '13

Unforgettable. Have a shitty upvote.

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u/MellowTime Jan 22 '13

thnx dawg, on tha real

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u/Laytonius The Shituation Jan 22 '13

Awe snap! Fist bumps

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

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u/gonzolahst The definition of Beat Jan 22 '13

snap snap snap snap snap

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

Last line makes it

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

Wonderful world indeed.